Tasty Pork Cutlet Bowl

Jenny/28/she Baltimore I like memes and sad music I don't know what I'm gonna do about anything

[animals-riding-animals]

frog riding fish

[pagesinmylife]

I feel like public libraries don’t get enough hype. Like, you’re telling me all I have to do is give you my name and address and promise to bring the books back and I’m allowed to take as many as i want??? And I can check them out over and over again if I need to??? And I only pay if I damage or lose the book???? If this is where my tax money is going then please keep on taxing.

[anxietyproblem]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[taahko]

i dont know exactly how to articulate this in a way other people havent but everything is too fast now. 24/7 news cycle, online focuses that last for hours instead of months or years, songs written just so ten seconds can go viral. movies and books churned out to meet some nebulous income quota. idk. im motion sick

[dragonflavoredcake]

Bill Watterson, 1995

You're not alone or the first to feel like everything is going too fast

[luxgalador]

Horse_ebooks, 2012

[kelpls]

IT’S OCTOBER 

[virgilisaneternalmood]

IT’S OCTOBER

[thewizardconnoisseurbutnot]

It’s not October but it’s close enough

[broocewayne]

[prokopetz]

How to tell whether a fairy tale has been sanitised for upper class audiences:

Published Version: And then the peasant hero learned a valuable lesson about the virtue of humility and not straying above one’s station.

Oral Tradition: And then the peasant hero killed the evil nobleman and lived in his house.

[teathattast]

a star

[hymnofvalefor]

THIS POST HAS A GOOD ENERGY

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[deconstructedclub]

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[highlandvalley]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ambris]

oh god

[sweetmeatdale]

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

antman:

villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

[akutamis]

Um actually,

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,