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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.

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I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

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WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

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I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

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OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

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worth a shot huh

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i wish my gift to my bf comes in early,pls pls pls!!!

i wish that ariana grande would notice me on twitter

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Kylo Ren with the pony he always wanted.

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GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO MY TWEET WHEN I ASKED ABOUT HIM PERFORMING AT THE 1989 TOUR

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WASN’T GONNA REBLOG THIS BUT THEN I READ WHAT costumeswift SAID WHICH MADE IT NECESSARY TO REBLOG

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EVERY TIME I NEED TO I JUST CANT PASS

Something magical i hope

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I CANT PASS THIS

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i just heard my mom calling me down for dinner.

god is real.

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please.

Yeah yeah

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My mom just gave me 40 dollars biih

Need this

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Reblogging because ya’ll need better news.

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I’m so mad because this worked

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help me roger

Reblogging myself because

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Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

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let’s do it, roger

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Roger helppppp

Roger please help me

You know what I need, Roger!

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I remember I reblogged Roger like a week or so ago, and this amazing happy fishy gave me the most amazing thing in my life.. I WON A SINGING CONTEST. I never win, I’m a dork, BUT I DID AND IT WAS THE BEST MOMENT IN MY LIFE.

REBLOG IT, BECAUSE IT WORKS.

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I shall reblog the good luck fugu.

Tony Stark, Donatello and Rodney McKay. I will win out through science, apparently. Science and explosions.

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Bucky Barnes, Mark Watney & Alucard from Castlevania?

Jack Reacher, Lisbeth Salander, and John Wick. I’ll be just fine, tyvfm.

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this is the money cat, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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I just won the lottery. simultaneously as i pressed the reblog button

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HELP SAVE ASHLAND’S LIFE

This is my cat, Ashland. For those who follow me, you probably see him from time to time. He looooves to cuddle and make goofy faces. He plays with my dogs and is probably one of the greatest characters of a cat you can ever find. Well recently he hasn’t been acting himself and he lost a lot of weight, so we took him to the vet. He has as infected gallbladder and has been at the vet for the past three nights. We’ve been visiting him every day and the vets are optimistic and think they can fix him. However, the cost of vet bills is going outside my limitation and if his bills exceed $1000, I will have to put him down. So I’m asking you for your help to pay for his current vet bills and I will cover the rest. His bill is at $680 currently. Any little bit helps though. I’m hoping to get my little buddy fixed up so we can take him home and he can live out his other 8 lives. Please help us! Ashland needs YOUR help!

For more cute pics of ashland, go to Pika-brew.tumblr.com/tagged/Ashland

Link: gofundme.com/dz4y3fgw

Every little bit counts! I understand times are tough and not everyone can donate. I ask that you reblog this so maybe someone who can and wants to sees my post! Moral support is just as important. A reblog with encouraging words will help too.

An update on Ashland!

He’s doing good. The vet’s going to keep him one more night. Hopefully we can take him home tomorrow. We can’t thank all the donors and everyone sharing our message enough. It’s absolutely insane the amount of help we’ve been receiving.

UPDATE! September 27, 2015

It’s been 6 long days, but Ashland has come home! He’s doing just fine! He’s a little tired and a little out of it, but he’s no longer dying and is expected to live for quite some time more. His gallbladder infection is cleared up, his kidneys are clear, and he’s pretty happy. He’s still having some bad diarrhea, but he’s on 2 antibiotics, one of them specifically meant to help with that, and he’s on a steroid.

The vet bill is payed for, however, I put it on my credit card that I quite honestly don’t have the means to pay for monthly. So I’m still leaving the donation page open for a couple more days. I understand people don’t have a whole lot of spare money laying around, so I honestly don’t want you to feel bad if you can’t spare anything. I get it. I can’t thank everyone enough though. Everyone that donated and everyone that helped spread the word, it’s just absolutely amazing! You should all be so proud of yourselves for helping this little kitty out! He’s so grateful. I’m so grateful. Again, thank you so much! We would be so lost without all of your help! For video updates and photos, visit my gofundme page :D

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HELP SAVE ASHLAND’S LIFE

This is my cat, Ashland. For those who follow me, you probably see him from time to time. He looooves to cuddle and make goofy faces. He plays with my dogs and is probably one of the greatest characters of a cat you can ever find. Well recently he hasn’t been acting himself and he lost a lot of weight, so we took him to the vet. He has as infected gallbladder and has been at the vet for the past three nights. We’ve been visiting him every day and the vets are optimistic and think they can fix him. However, the cost of vet bills is going outside my limitation and if his bills exceed $1000, I will have to put him down. So I’m asking you for your help to pay for his current vet bills and I will cover the rest. His bill is at $680 currently. Any little bit helps though. I’m hoping to get my little buddy fixed up so we can take him home and he can live out his other 8 lives. Please help us! Ashland needs YOUR help!

For more cute pics of ashland, go to Pika-brew.tumblr.com/tagged/Ashland

Link: gofundme.com/dz4y3fgw

Every little bit counts! I understand times are tough and not everyone can donate. I ask that you reblog this so maybe someone who can and wants to sees my post! Moral support is just as important. A reblog with encouraging words will help too.

An update on Ashland!

He’s doing good. The vet’s going to keep him one more night. Hopefully we can take him home tomorrow. We can’t thank all the donors and everyone sharing our message enough. It’s absolutely insane the amount of help we’ve been receiving.

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Nick Fury: This year I lost one of my best agents, Phil Coulson.

Phil Coulson: (from the other side of the Helicarrier) QUIT TELLING THE AVENGERS I'M DEAD!

Nick Fury: Sometimes I can still hear the motherfucker's voice.

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