What Once was Blazing Light

Haley Not fat, just cultivating mass

[ovur]

[spooky-whore-deactivated2025070]

[paxamericana]

[sirgawin]

george is too relateable

[consecuences]

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[farmlesbians]

[andrusmagnus]

Magazine Holder

1960s

[beepbopitsgt]

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

[pizzabuffet]

[dream-gate]

They're going to run out of movies, let's trick them into releasing morbius a third time

[muckmagister]

if everyone in the world was always so niceys i'd totally dox myself and see who comes to hang out. alas there is evil in the world yet

[athetos]

When I was a kid I thought dulce de leche was pronounced douche the loosh and whenever we went for ice cream my dad would say “okay honey ask if they have that caramel flavor you like… what’s it called again?” And I’d yell it and my dad would have the biggest grin while the server would sigh and say “no, this is the fourth week in a row you’ve asked me this, and we don’t have that. I don’t even know what that is.”

[athetos]

She always got her revenge because my dad would get a sundae and he’d get everything but nuts so she’d announce his order was ready by yelling “no nuts, where’s Mr. No Nuts” as loud as possible

[huffylemon]

[despazito]

I could function in a society that had an actual nightlife that isn't synonymous with just clubbing. Where are the night markets what if I want to go to the library at midnight

[lipstickleatherdyke]

tries a new strain and 20 minutes later is on youtube searching for “dance moves for shy men”

[wetchickenbreast]

life tip: you can listen to a song on loop

[bsideheart]

but watch out

[grargll]