Nickelodeon Dad @nickelodeon-dad - Tumblr Blog

i never left this website but in like a hotel california kind of way

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scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

sparrow-hawk

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim | November 11, 2011

bellabrady

if i had a nickel for every time i got invested in the relationship between an immature guy (who's in love with his more mature brunette co-worker) and his captain who he sees as a father figure, i would have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

deltatauri

shitty pride flags pt. 5 cretaceous boogalo

lonestarlgbt

subtly (or not so subtly) stating your sexuality

tarlosbuddie

9-1-1 & 9-1-1 Lone Star Pride Week 2022

Day 1: Pride Flags

shoku-and-awe

South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

sylren13

prokopetz

While I appreciate the enthusiasm to see horny justice done, you can't just send people straight to horny jail – they're entitled to horny due process in a horny court of law before a jury of their horny peers.

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I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time

legislacerator

this post just changed my whole life

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cockyroaches

Same mood

leh-sarah

This was drawn by C. H. Greenblatt. Aka a former storyboard artist for Spongebob and the creator of Chowder

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I’m OBSESSED with this post. Fucking iconic

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

desology

foolishandfurious

mbrainspaz

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present.