Procrastination Staion

Coming to you live while I fail my A-Levels!

[sovereignbryce]

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

[thatgirlonstage]

“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”

“…we go along with it.”

“Roll performance.”

“…I got a one.”

“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”

“Well I rolled a twenty.”

“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”

[onionitis]

“I roll to come up with an escape plan”  “Alright roll” “…I got a one” “I try to convince the horse to break us out” “Roll…animal handling?” “I got a twenty”

[macleod]

Y'know now that I’ve seen this post I don’t think I’ve ever seen the movie like I thought I had

[nickfromnewzealand]

“I slice open the forest, reveaing our hidden path”

“Roll dex for your swordsmanship”

“Twenty! Suck it forest”

“Alright, now roll to check if you found the right area...”

“...”

“...?” “One”

[jontronandedge]

The floor is a functioning application

[yeehawkins]

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

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[transpeterman]

[heckifiknowcomics]

Sometimes it’s hard to be direct.

[heckifiknowcomics]

Remember this spooky comic from last year?

[nickfromnewzealand]

Happy Valentine's Day to all.

[heckifiknowcomics]

♩References can be ♪ provided upon ♫ requeeeeeehhhhhsttttt ♬ ♭

[lochnessmonster-deactivated2019]

i love college

[lochnessmonster-deactivated2019]

i hate this because i havent even moved in yet. i havent taken a single class. slow down you greedy capitalist fucks

[nickfromnewzealand]

Matey slow down it’s gonna cost me upwards of $100k to study where I want to, and thats just tuition. Chill

[nickfromnewzealand]

Why do I get the feeling that this is already my life. Did I press this button in another life?

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

“we all make mistakes”

um that is incorrect samwise gamgee never made one mistake in his whole life

[nickfromnewzealand]

Although I believe he may have flattened a bit of grass or flowers when caught off-guard by Gandalf...

[scienceshenanigans]

[immaplatypus]

“I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”

[eggscelsior]

“MY WHAT AN EYE THAT GASTON”

[whitmerule]

when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees every morning to strengthen my gales and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease, so i’m seven times bigger than wales!

[soft-sunflower]

Just gonna leave this here… 

[mystical-flute]

@pennyanddime

[justlookatthosesausages]

this is a masterpiece omg

[nickfromnewzealand]

The feed has aligned perfectly...

[nickfromnewzealand]

Help

I’m applying for a job and I have no idea what I am doing but I have heard that this is how you get moneys.

[nickfromnewzealand]

I try to avoid talking about religion, but this is something I hate. If there is a God out there, they are letting thousands die daily of things that could be easily stopped, yet they were kind enough to save your toast. Just stop. Please.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A pull out bed is the most ironic place to conceive a child.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

[jesus-lizard-journal]

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

[sarah-is-always-triggered]

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

[severalowls]

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

that sounds doable! our goal is now clear

[cocobutterbella-deactivated2016]

ok but why tho?

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it

[lochnessmonster-deactivated2019]

I’m right here

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

[nickfromnewzealand]

@lochnessmonster do you mind if a small group of my friends come visit Loch Ness? We plan to have a drinking party and wanted to know if that’s acceptable. That’s all. Nothing else.

[shanzikull-deactivated20170803]

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And here’s that other post I said I was gonna do. I’m really sorry.

[nickfromnewzealand]

I’m meant to be learning how to drive soon...

[tastefullyoffensive]

“I have been failing to get my comics published in the New Yorker for months now. Here are some of my favorite rejects.” - Phil Jones (more)

[nickfromnewzealand]

Rejects? Unacceptable.

[nickfromnewzealand]

I'm watching videos of Turkish oil wrestling?

Kylie

[nickfromnewzealand]

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