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@nickthedm
Forbidden love„
you know what, i can’t do this anymore. It’s fucking transparent put it on your blog for april fools i don’t care anymore, god isn’t coming back, Jesus will never ascend from the heavens, god has turned their back on humanity, ive reached shitposting maximum
Good fucking bye
Hiatus Announcement
Hi guys! Turns out it's Pokemon spoiler season. I intend to go in blind for this generation so I'm gonna take some time off from using tumblr. I'm deleting the app and I'll be back probably with a liveblog when it launches. Cya around ~NickTheDM
whenever people say that will doesn’t feel any type of way for hannibal i remember that time he drove an hour and a half just to drop a bottle of wine off at hannibal’s house and tell him he wasn’t going to his party and stare deeply into his eyes and then drove an hour and a half home like ok
this is even gayer than i remembered holy shit
Just the fact that Will would brave I-95 for Hannibal as often as he did proves his love for him.
This is the strongest argument I have ever heard for hannigram being canon. No one would drive on that stretch of I-95 except for true love.
I’m not generally on Team It Was Love Even This Early In The Show, but TBH this is a very compelling argument.
Please consider this. It might work for 1 hour or for one convention but it’s doomed to break.
There’s only one person left on Earth who was alive in the 1800s. Source
The death of 116-year-old Susannah Mushatt Jones in May 2016 made Emma Morano, born November 29, 1899, the only person in the world who was alive before 1900. When she was informed of her new title, she was happy to have the honor, but said “My word, I’m as old as the hills.”
omg when ladies talk about their wives and just say “my wife” I just get so excited and happy because it is all possible and real. it’s so amazing and beautiful
DUDE my teacher canceled class the other day and so the next day we were all like oh no is everything ok?? and shes like “oh yeah its fine its just my wife wasn’t feeling good so i took her home, made her some soup, yknow fun stuff” and i swear everyone in class froze for a sec cuz we never knew she was a lesbian but then we spent a good 30 min of class time discussing whether her wife actually ate the soup cuz we all know she sucks at cooking
that is the best thing I’ve heard all day omg
this is beautiful
I had a professor who would talk in class about her wife and their four daughters and it always made me go !!! inside. like, wooooow, family goals.
In my undergrad, I took a module that had two lecturers teaching it. The first was very butch and would occasionally talk about how brilliant her wife was in the field and would talk about her kids and general family life. Then the other lecturer took over classes, and she would talk about her wife too, and how brilliant her wife was academically. Then they taught a class together and the penny dropped. They were talking about each other and both thought the other was the literal shit in their area of media.
It’s been delightful for me to watch my friends finally able to get legally married. Every time @crofethr says “my wife” it’s like a chorus of bluejays dance around behind her.
I was at work at a deli a few weeks ago and this group of three women came in pretty late at night. One was the mother of one of them, and the other two were just being really cute and holding hands and cuddling and whatnot. One was leaning on the other and she seemed really tired, so her wife ordered for her and the mom was like, “Married for seven years, they know each others’ orders by heart” and I honestly felt like I’d been blessed
oh my god that’s beautiful
iconic
I drew/made characters based off of chess pieces
Reblogs are better than Likes
full picture of the pawns:
A man finds a handmade wooden box with hinges, a handle and locks. Upon opening the box, he finds some strange letters and illustrations. The person who originally owned this box seemed to be into UFOs, Science, Maps and Biblical Prophecies–which is an odd combination. Here are some of the things found within the box.
This drawing that dates back to 1939.
Numerous illustrations and letters about Extraterestrial encounters.
The original owner had a fascination with these strange winged-humanoid creatures as well.
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Teaching the secret of his strength to a worthy successor.
Just hope these two don’t have sparring match.
tell me this doesn’t happen in a daily basis
so @l-a-l-o-u and i were talking about the end of rose’s scabbard and what that pearl might have been saying since the whole scene was just instrumental, and this was the result of me filling in that missing dialogue……………………………………………………………………. it took a long time lip dub is hard pls
wait are you implying that pearl might have said fuck without us even realising it
OH MY GOD…
Parody from Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated - Season 2, Episode 7 “The Gathering Gloom”
As an Emrakul-denier, I will admit… This is funny and well done.
Ranger: I shoot arrows at his face! DM: which one? The Barbarian or the Warlock Ranger: the Barbarian…. wait.. Ranger: can I do them both? DM: you can… but I expect a fanfic of it after you’re done
i still have hella VHS tapes. no one even cares, i should just throw them in the trash.
Hell, if you don’t want them, I’ll take them.
they’ve been in my closet for a year just taking up space… i seriously want to get rid of them now
why do you have so many copies of the same videos
….more??? o_O
i literally have like 200 copies of Forrest Gump on VHS
BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY
WE WANT ANSWERS
ok… fine… last year, like in the fall/winter. i was driving around to every thrift store in my city, like, probably 30 thrift stores, and i would buy every VHS copy of Forrest Gump, Jurassic Park, Sister Act, Men In Black, Star Wars Episode 1, The Matrix, Space Jam, Speed, and Twister i could find… i have like 100 copies of each at least, 200 of some…whatevs…
like i was going through a lot of heartbreak, this girl totally broke my heart, and it was so comforting, driving around the entire city, listening to Apples In Stereo and Guided By Voices, and chillin, buying VHS tapes. It gave me something meaningless and ridiculous to occupy my time with opposed to just being in my room depressed.
But I’m over the girl that broke my heart, its been awhile, and I do have a new girlfriend, and shes amazing and I was like
“So I own over 200 copies of Forrest Gump on VHS, I mean I really like you and I can see us going somewhere, and I think its important to be honest, I have an absurd amount of VHS, and thats not going to change. I mean ever. Like I’m going to own these VHS tapes until I’m dead. Ok, fine, if the tapes do bother you, like I’ll get rid of them… but like you’ll have to explain to my followers why… im doing it for you. I know we don’t know each other that well, this is crazy, but like you’re so cool and you’re so great, that i would give up my VHS tapes for you.”
and she was like “90s, relax, having that many VHS tapes is kind of sketch but I’d never tell you to get rid of them.”.. then one night we were in my room watching Game of Thrones on HBOGo, and we start making out until shes like “90s I can’t do anything in here, the VHS tapes sketch me out.” and I was like “Are u serious?” and she was all “Dead serious.” and I was like “Like 2 girls on tumblr have said they’d want me to fuck them on top of a pile of Forrest Gump VHS tapes, like you should be so turned on.” and she was all “90s this is real life not your tumblr ask box, literally no one in the world would want to be fucked on top of a pile of Forrest Gump VHS tapes.” and I was like “I don’t want to fuck on top of Forrest Gump tapes anyway, like do you feel this mattress right now, its like a Serta, its so comfortable. This is a premium deluxe mattress.”
“90s this is real life not your tumblr ask box”
but a premium deluxe mattress
