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occasionally subtle
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
cherry valley forever
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Jules of Nature
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trying on a metaphor
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Kaledo Art
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@nicolasmage
americans love to eat a meal alone in a parked car
Am I the only one that eats my fast food alone in the woods? I only get fast food at night. When I do get it, I eat it in the middle of the woods. I used to eat it in my car, but the woods just feel better. It feels more freeing. I’m wild. I’m a man of the Pleistocene eating the food of the modern age.
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Hello I have logged in to tumblr dot com today to wish you all a very pleasant homestuck day
I hate the military 💓! Hugs and kisses!
I grew up in a town next to a military base and in high school recruiters would pull individual students out of classes for literal hours to try and convince and or guilt them into joining!! When they pulled me out of class to talk to them they kept me for a full hour trying to convince me to “use my skills to better america” even after learning in the first 30 seconds that my skills and interests were in the arts. They pivoted for the next 55 or so minutes trying to angle for “getting myself an education” and even at one point after my consistent and adamant refusal said “So youre just going to burden your parents with your college debt like that?” I also remember them implying if i didnt get and education or join the military I would just be this huge burden to everyone. I cant imagine how they treated people who knew less or were uncertain about their futures. Theyre doing this to KIDS. Literal 15 and 16 year old kids.
Military recruiters are manipulative and predatory monsters (a reflection of the US Military itself!) and they need to get out of low income high schools.
One of the soul reasons why the government doesn’t want to lower the cost of college/ make free tuition. A majority of recruits join just so they can get education. And recruiters know that and it’s pretty gross.
Read this book - it describes all their tactics and why they use them, so you can see through their tricks if theyre trying to pursue you or a young person you know
I also went to school near a base. They made us take the ASVAB in junior year. Made. Everyone in my class was walked off school campus to the bingo hall down the street. I had no intention of taking that test as I had no intention of joining the military, and didn’t see how it’s results would help me get a job in the future since employers don’t look at those scores, so I informed my teacher and the vice principle that I wasn’t going to. They didn’t like that, they were going to make me go anyway.
I asked the vice principle if he had a phone, he did (early days of cell phones, not everyone had one) I asked if I could use it, and then I called my mother and told her the school was trying to railroad me into taking a military entrance exam, and my rights as a free citizen were being infringed on.
My mom read him to filth, and informed him she didn’t approve, and hadn’t signed any permission slips for me to be taken off campus, and they were to let me leave immediately if they didn’t want to face legal consequences.
Long story short you DON’T have to take that military placement test, you can opt out, you can walk out, especially if they didn’t get your parents permission for it, and you or your parents can absolutely press charges if they try to make you
No male WWI pinups exist yet so my gay ass decided to change that at 1 AM and I ended up looking like a propaganda poster with homoerotic undertones so
Some of you mistook the belt around my tunic for me wearing a crop top, but then I thought, what if it WAS a crop top instead?
“No Charles, I will not be taking criticism” I say whilst making direct eye contact with my WWI soldier ancestor’s portrait hanging on the wall in full view of me wearing my uniform with tiny shorts posing like an Edwardian renter in front of my phone taped to a tripod at 2:26 AM
People told me they want more so here’s to being anti-war!! War is a trap lads!! Lord Kitchener’s ghost is going to manifest in my room after I post this but I WILL fight him!!
Now this...
This is ART
my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!
not super accurate but it gets the idea across
Riusuke Fukahori creates incredible depth in his artworks by painting a layer at a time onto acrylic resin, until a 3-dimensional image is formed, sort of like how 3D printers work. via awesomer
Click for more photos!
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I’m here, I’m queer, and my joint pain is moderate to severe
amazing
“丸すぎるアザラシ”が60センチの巨大クッションに 表情や模様など海遊館の監修でリアルに再現、抱き心地はもっちり https://twitter.com/shunkannews/status/1164803195996008448
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i’m sorry but why wasn’t this image included
and these
(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark
Barely acceptable:
:3
Crossing the line:
:3c
What about >:3c ?
Detained
I’ve seen a lot of curious people wanting to dive into classical music but don’t know where to start, so I have written out a list of pieces to listen to depending on mood. I’ve only put out a few, but please add more if you want to. hope this helps y’all out. :)
stereotypical delightful classical music:
battalia a 10 in d major (biber)
brandenburg concerto no. 5
brandenburg concerto no. 3
symphony no. 45 - “farewell” (haydn)
if you need to chill:
rondo alla turca
fur elise
anitra’s dance
in the steppes of central asia (borodin) (added by viola-ology)
if you need to sleep:
moonlight sonata
swan lake
corral nocturne
if you need to wake up:
morning mood
summer (from the four seasons)
buckaroo holiday (if you’ve played this in orch you might end up screaming instead of waking up joyfully)
if you are feeling very proud:
pomp and circumstance
symphony no. 9 (beethoven; this is where ode to joy came from)
1812 overture
symphony no. 5, finale (tchaikovsky) (added by viola-ology)
american (dvořák)
if you feel really excited:
hoedown (copland)
bacchanale
spring (from the four seasons) (be careful, if you listen to this too much you’ll start hating it)
la gazza ladra
death and the maiden (schubert)
if you are angry and you want to take a baseball bat and start hitting a bush:
dance of the knights (from the romeo and juliet suite by prokofiev)
winter, mvt. 1 (from the four seasons)
symphony no. 10 mvt. 2 (shostakovich)
symphony no. 5 (beethoven)
totentanz (liszt)
quartet no. 8, mvt. 2 (shostakovich) (added by viola-ology)
young person’s guide to the orchestra, fugue (britten) (added by iwillsavemyworld)
if you want to cry for a really long time:
fantasia based on russian themes (rimsky-korsakov)
adagio for strings (barber)
violin concerto in e minor (mendelssohn)
aase’s death
andante festivo
if you want to feel like you’re on an adventure:
an american in paris (gershwin)
if you want chills:
danse macabre
russian easter overture
if you want to study:
eine kleine nachtmusik
bolero (ravel)
serenade for strings (elgar)
scheherazade (rimsky-korsakov) (added by viola-ology)
pines of rome, mvt. 4 (resphigi) (added by viola-ology)
if you really want to dance:
capriccio espagnol (rimsky-korsakov)
blue danube
le cid (massenet) (added by viola-ology)
radetzky march
if you want to start bouncing in your chair:
hopak (mussorgsky)
les toreadors (from carmen suite no.1)
if you’re about to pass out and you need energy:
hungarian dance no. 1
hungarian dance no. 5
if you want to hear suspense within music:
firebird
in the hall of the mountain king
ride of the valkyries
night on bald mountain (mussorgsky) (added by viola-ology)
if you want a jazzy/classical feel:
rhapsody in blue
if you want to feel emotional with no explanation:
introduction and rondo capriccioso
unfinished symphony (schubert)
symphony no. 7, allegretto (beethoven) (added by viola-ology)
canon in d (pachelbel)
if you want to sit back and have a nice cup of tea:
st. paul’s suite
concerto for two violins (vivaldi)
l’arlésienne suite
pieces that don’t really have a valid explanation:
symphony no. 40 (mozart)
cello suite no. 1 (bach)
polovtsian dances
enigma variations (elgar) (added by viola-ology)
perpetuum mobile
pieces that just sound really cool:
scherzo tarantelle
dance of the goblins
caprice no. 24 (paganini)
new world symphony, allegro con fuoco (dvorak) (added by viola-ology)
if you feel like listening to concertos all day (I do not recommend doing that):
concerto for two violins (bach)
concerto for two violins (vivaldi)
violin concerto in a minor (vivaldi)
violin concerto (tchaikovsky) (added by iwillsavemyworld)
cello concerto in c (haydn)
piano concerto, mvt. 1 (pierne) (added by iwillsavemyworld)
harp concerto in E-flat major, mvt. 1 (added by iwillsavemyworld)
and if you really just hate classical music in general:
4′33″ (cage)
a lot of these pieces apply in multiple categories, but I sorted them by which I think they match the most. have fun exploring classical music!
also, thank you to viola-ology and iwillsavemyworld for adding on! if you would like to add on your own suggestions, please reblog and add on or message me so I can give you credit for the suggestion!
I love this list!
Don’t get them stuck in your head you’ll never find them again if you don’t have this post saved fair warning. “That one song with the really killer flute bit,” doesn’t work as a song search.
So important
New little baby in the shop!(link in bio)
The full product page for Book 5 is up!
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The game is on and time is running out…and back…and in loops, offshoots, and splinters. The time travel trolling campaign is in full, bewildering effect, as the players engage in sloppy shenanigans including dark magic, various investment scams, awkward advances, CULTUR4L 3XCH4NG3S, a ridiculous num8er of irons in the fire, a weird sort of alien hate-love thing, and a legendary nap.
