[thegenderal]

[eggwraith]

opens box that reads "i wanna draw again". inside lies a note. the note says, "mental illness and difficult circumstances have taken years of interest, accessibility, and skill away from me. i want to forgive myself for that. i want to heal my relationship to my hobbies. i want to feel connected to something that once made me feel good, but the cyclic discouragement is difficult to overcome." i turn over the note. on the back it reads "wannta drawe sexy bodies awooga"

[eggwraith]

seems like this one really resonated with the artists who dont do art fandom

[luthienne]

sorry i didn’t respond to your text right away. i was weeping at the sight of impossibly little white flowers scattered like stars in the desert brush

[sadclowncentral]

today i intimidated a men's barber into cutting my hair??

[sadclowncentral]

barber: sorry we don't do women's hair here.

me: okay.

(stare at each other for thirty seconds)

barber: I have an appointment free tomorrow at 2?

[sadclowncentral]

[quotemadness]

“It had been a long day, and I don’t mind saying that I cried a little bit. There is nothing wrong with crying at the end of a long day.”

— Lemony Snicket

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cozydew]

hi guys! here’s the final version of the spa i created for @miss-acnh‘s weekly interior challenge! hope you guys enjoy :) 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Not a dream

Does anyone remember that guy that wanted me to show him my breasts and when I declined, asked me to then buy him CoD? Wonder what he is up to today

[girlwolf]

Ya know if this was posted by anyone else I'd think it was a meme but as a long time follower who's seen all the wild shit on your posts I absolutely know this is real.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Stumbling accidentally across a favorite movie on TV and watching it is way more satisfying than purposely looking for it because you already wanted to watch it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People care so little about gender reveals that one started a massive forest fire and still no one knows the gender

[maximum-overboner]

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

[bunjywunjy]

well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[boozerman]

GHOST OF TSUSHIMA — Scenery (16/?)

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[bitcoinlord]

Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped

[karasaysraaawr-deactivated20130]

Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget

[fishingboatproceeds]

I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.

[writtenanddirected]

is that john green

[officialchekov]

John what are you doing.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2012

[its1130andtheclubisjumping-deac]

someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

[wavefinderxv-deactivated2020021]

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay