The Crit Crew

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[itznarcotic]

[xxredwoodxx]

[memeclassheroes]

[super-lazer-piss]

Happy anniversary to the time my mom ran into the living room because I was yelling and this was on screen

[andhumanslovedstories]

A real rough one for Scurvy

[andhumanslovedstories]

Here’s an evening update to prove she is beautiful

[destielementary-my-dear-watson]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Just so you know, I showed this addition to the person who took the photo, and she has been giggling and frankly cooing about it for a solid 5 minutes

[interruptingkau]

Ebay listing pictures remain an untapped well of fantastic images

[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[sassytail]

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

[brunhiddensmusings]

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

[redrook]

[cherumie]

what if a rat said cheesus christ

[rice-pudding-slaps]

for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo

[eternalgirlscout]

the whole world would have ended if katara hadn’t gotten incoherently, righteously enraged with her brother and THAT’S the power of the cain instinct

[eternalgirlscout]

[r4cs0]

[momir]

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

[thefirstpaleontologist]

[dynamic-dynasty]

It’s true though.

[pupppylover-deactivated20181221]

Director Brad Bird talks about how they came up with the name for “Ratatouille” 

[kronosa113]

He’s so great

[oodblood]

why does this sound like a mcelroy bit

[connanro]

it’s

FRENCH

it’s

FOOD

and it has

RAT

in it

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[lawbreaker13]

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

[cutecommiefemme]

Drunk Jesus: guys take this bread

Drunk Jesus: it’s me

[tacomel420]

more like matzoh since there is no bread on passover

[the-headless-vulcan]

JC in an Italian accent: take this matzoh, it’s a-me-ah

[soldierwinters]

#GREATESTAFTERCREDITSEVER

[buttpoems]

[anarchosurfism]

what a legend

if he can do it, we all can, kings

[nerdomancer]

How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

This is how apparently

[severalowls]

Security never saved it before. This is just the next level of difficulty and the gradual increase has only acted as training and made the Swedes unstoppable.

[soaringsearingphoenix]

The swedes r like^

[explorerrowan]

Security has saved it for the last 3 years, what are you talking about?

[systlin]

Well, it went via flaming arrow that one time, and tbh as a security pro there ain’t much you can do if someone shoots a flaming arrow over your head and into the goat.

Except, of course, nod in respect to your worthy and victorious opponent.

[strawberrydragon]

This wiki article is hilariously salty

[strawberrydragon]

STOLLEN? Isn’t this thing huge?

[strawberrydragon]

Yeah, I’m going to live-tumble my reading of this amazing wiki article. I’ll tag it “christmas goat” and “long post” if you want to block my nonsense. But you’ll miss gems like this:

[strawberrydragon]

There is only one sure way to save the goat. A mob that is filled with righteous anger.

[strawberrydragon]

[strawberrydragon]

But it doesn’t tell me WHO launched three successful attacks against the goats (btw there are two goats because the people who made the first goat got tired of people burning their goat, so they quit making it and another organization took up the task. The first organization started making their goat again after the second organization got into the Guinness Book of World Records for their goat’s size. So now the two groups continue to make separate goats.)

[strawberrydragon]

Now this is Christmas.

[strawberrydragon]

I don’t even know who I am rooting for in this situation.

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

no wonder so many bond villains come from the nordics they pull shit like this for a straw goat 

[feministdeathparty]

me in a silly hat, completely wasted: boy would i!

[iamanartichoke]

I genuinely, 100% cannot tell if this is a legit advertisement or a Cask of Amontillado joke.