megalomania

I go by Jay. 26. hedonist bisexual non-human. Always Sunny fanatic. boobies enthusiast.

[tiny-foot-bitch]

Finished up my tattoo

[frecklef0x]

Just so we all know how I feel about that.

[kilowave]

[snastle]

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[snastle]

If any of y’all been wondering where I went I’m still rescuing rats and making trash memes. Rescued 300 animals this year so far so my tumblr/game time had some budget cuts.

[teddiusra]

Flareon official sprites ↳ 1996 - 2014 (x)

[wifelife-deactivated20200107]

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size

a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

Shine bright like a ‘gina

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

[smolrosewitch]

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

[marionetta-miyu]

Tumblr can be so interesting sometimes…

[whospilledthebongwater]

Omg

[prince-bastardslime]

How about instead of saying “girls” and then facts about genitals, you say “people”. Because not all women have vaginas. So by trying to put down penises, you are potentially hurting a woman with a penis.

[loving-women-is-rad]

anyway women and girls be strong and shine bright like your gina

[cliteralviolence]

boohoo

[getoffmyastroturf]

Women don’t have penises 😘

[radfemtimelady-deactivated20190]

How the fuck are we “putting down penises” lmfao??? Celebrating vaginas is not putting down penises you fucking narcissists lmfao.

[maryellentracyclitty]

“ a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does “ this is the most exclusionary TERF shit.. its blatant violence that opens up trans women to being assaulted and murdered.. that’s what eclusion does.. stop acting like the blood is not on YOUR hand

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Of course blood is on our hands.

Menstruating is a messy business, which you’d know, if you were female.

But you mean the purely metaphorical blood… of what, trans women who are assaulted by other men?

Take it up with the testicle-havers.

[meryderpyderp-deactivated202207]

Literally, the penis will not recover from taking anything 20x its size. That’s not putting it down so much as stating a fact.

[cliteralviolence]

This is being called violence… I’m fucking WHEEZING…This is why I have this url lol.

[illbebackladies-deactivated2020]

Theoretically I could stop smoking weed to improve my lung function, but what am I? Some type of quitter?

[cali-cocaine]

[lapotencia55]

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

[officiallightningmcqueen]

please read this whole thing.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rommunism-deactivated20201016]

hey especially given that having a micropenis specifically is associated with a bunch of intersex conditions, this joke really strikes me as anti intersex + transphobic and it would be cool if we could mock cops in a way that doesnt target groups theyre more likely to be violent towards

[r4cs0]

Please go the fuck outside

[siryouarebeingmocked]

If you had asked me to write a parody of a Tumblr response, I absolutely could not have done better.

[derekfoxwit]

@eeveelution-appreciation @unovapropaganda @sinnoh-propaganda

[godspeedplant]

Ahoy

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you

[alwaysbewoke]

if i celebrate nothing else, i’m celebrating this hahaha.

[niftysodomy]

A little late but Idc

[bookslikeloleetah]

Can we all just agree that sexism of any kind is disgusting? Misogynists and Misandrists are equally subhuman garbage.

[theradicaltwig-deactivated20181]

Men have exploited, tortured and raped for CENTURIES.

Tell me how you can compare this to women, who as a result say they don’t like men ???

[celtyradfem]

Sexism is against the female sex

There is no such thing as sexism against men

[sangredesirena78463748-deactiva]

misogyny: women being raped, murdered, tortured, beaten, mutilated, denied human rights and being treated as subhuman

misandry: women on the internet hurt my fee fees because they said men r smelly :( this is why i hate women

[spaps-society-deactivated202603]

misogyny: women being raped, murdered, tortured, beaten, mutilated, denied human rights and being treated as subhuman

misandry: men being raped, murdered, tortured, beaten, mutilated, denied human rights and being treated as subhuman

tumblr misandrists: men on the internet hurt my fee fees because they said women r smelly and played a bideo game with titties and guns in it : ( this is why i hate men

[sangredesirena78463748-deactiva]

r/thathappened

[totallyradicalblog-blog]

Men are raped, tortured and beaten. By other men you fucking egg

[rad-coven-deactivated20200526]

Men hating women for being women is the same as women hating men for how they’ve treated us.

Woo logic.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

A lot of our parents are walking around with undiagnosed mental illnesses and that shit is traumatizing. Let’s have that conversation.

[arthoerina]

this is the exact reason i started going to therapy months back, those cycles need to be broken. you think you’re fine until you fully understand how much your parents’ mental illness/trauma has affected you and how much you’ve internalized from them.

[niftysodomy]

Shit, both of my parents are

[untitled-by-unknown-artist]