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Theo | 29 | they/them

[rythyme]

"netflix Geralt is best" "game Geralt is best" WRONG! it's 2002 polish witcher tv show Geralt. please enjoy this clip where Geralt drunkenly rants about wildlife conservation and ethical witchering while two beautiful women desperately try to shut him up so they can fuck

[mundane-theron-sca-etienne]

In my very limited experience (1670 s1 and this clip), Polish TV is just amazing. If you need to disabuse me of this notion, please be gentle.

[whollyunnecessary]

It's important to note that the man Geralt is ranting to is in fact one of the magical creatures he's ranting about preserving in disguise, and the two beautiful women are the man's bodyguards who are certainly aware of this fact although Geralt is not

[rythyme]

one time i visited a cemetery and this one dude's grave had THE sexiest male angel statue i've ever fucking seen. like. he was nude except for a sword and helmet. he had nipples. you could see his entire bare thigh. what a baller move to put an ancient athenian's wet dream on top of your eternal resting place. i think about him a lot.

[rythyme]

like is it just me or is this knight a little... 🥵

[rythyme]

wowee i'm all hot and sweaty from digging up the corpse of former us secretary of state John Hay.... now i'm exhausted and shirtless and allllll alone...... i sure hope this sexy knight statue doesn't come to life to punish me............. 👀👀👀

[izhunny]

[itsanidiom]

[lucylehane]

someone said in the tags on a prev post that ilya looks like a virgin here and I can't unsee it

[toskarinfr]

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

[toskarinfr]

getting this image beamed into my head psionically whenever i see it used in any context

[theside-b]

Sato Yusuke and Hori Kaito in FAKE FACT LIPS (2026)

[namtan]

ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS | EP 1

[ddefender]

Do you have to go to work early today?

MY ROMANCE SCAMMER || EP. 5 JUNIOR PANACHAI as TIM and MARK JIRUNTANIN as PAI

[amoralto]

Strip club dancers chatting in their dressing room decorated with a pin-up of Paul McCartney (from the famous Lennon & McCartney session photographed  by David Bailey), Soho, London, photographed by David Hurn. (1970)

[pngjpeg]

L'arte Della Gioia (the art of joy) episode 4︱Modesta + Beatrice

[gayhockeyshow]

Ilya: I’m worthless. I’m worthless and unlovable. My father was right about me. I’m nothing to no one. I can’t have this. I— what are you doing

Shane, so horny he can’t see straight: cjan I ttouch. Can itouch. Your. Ycan I. Please.

[morallyambiguous]

[femmeinvelvet2]

Artist Frauke Kober featured in Mein lesbisches Auge 03 in 2002

[godweaver]

☀️🌑

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[exquisitetragicthing]

Oh fuck, Shane.

Porsche. Oh, Porsche.

[sobadbad]

✨️ stretch marks ✨️

[thirteens-earring]

I love ace ppl bc they’re like you know you don’t have to right. And it’s true. you dontttttt have to

[thirteens-earring]

[ As long as people don’t know about asexuality—hell, forget about the label, so long as they don’t know that saying no forever and for any reason and in any context is okay—sex education, sex therapy, and popular depictions of sex are incomplete and people don’t have the relevant information to fully consent. Sexual rights should not be assumed and self-determination must never end upon entering a relationship. You can give a no with zero caveats in each and every situation, full stop. You can say no if someone loves you and you love them back. You can say no for the rest of your life. ]

Angela Chen, Ace: What Asexuality Reveals About Desire, Society, and the Meaning of Sex (2020)