Lair of the Derpy Scholarly Warrior

I want to grow up into that eccentric fabulous old lady living at the end of the street who tells crazy stories about their life. // Gender fluid // Queer // I like science, martial arts, exploring, laughing, nerdy-geeky stuff (D&D especially), and writing. Have fun!

[kaworin]

[surfdog2000]

what th

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

[tierradelatrasero]

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

[justatechnowizard]

[doktorgirlfriend]

“Why does Tumblr romanticize Hades so much?”

Idk Clarice, maybe we’re just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods.

[mimir-anoshe]

- Persephone ghost wrote this. 

[catchymemes]

[bellamynochillblake]

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

[im-reddie]

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

[bellamynochillblake]

oh you sweet summer child 

[fool-errant]

I actually made this a button last convention

[smooththegoofyshark]

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

[butteryswimmingthing]

explain pls

[smooththegoofyshark]

No

[smol-bean-meme-machine]

What are lemons??

[haunted-hideaway]

Bless.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justhereforthesherlock]

[melodramaticsoprano]

So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

[fallintolife]

superb, you funky little soprano

[the-foley-knoll-horror]

Everyone: “Here’s my handles on like five different sites in case Tumblr goes down”

Me, refusing to make an account anywhere else:

[juan-the-gecko]

When women want to fuck monsters:

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

[tolkienteacher]

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

[aggro-kawaii-deactivated2022111]

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

[kaasknot]

via @trillgutterbug

[nassadii]

[chikuto]

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[voiceofnature]

In the early 1800s a man named Little Jon lived in this so called earth cabin (swe. ‘backstuga’) located in southern Småland, Sweden. An earthen cabin is built partially buried in the ground, in this case there’s three walls of stone and one wall made of wood. In Sweden earthen cabins was common in the forests from the 1600s until the late 1800s Link

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

[silver-boots]

Bog mummy take the wheel

[you-can-call-me-verge]

ADULT CONTENT IS BEING BANNED ON TUMBLR SO WHILE I CAN:

TAXES

MORTGAGE

HOME OWNING

DEBT

UHHHHHH HAVING CHILDREN

FAMILY PLANNING

DESK JOB

[van-dyne]

Ancient Proverb 

[yourplayersaidwhat]

"Fire the Gnome!"

So my character (a half elf artificer) recently built a “handheld” cannon, big enough for our party gnome to fit into. However, the DM said it would likely kill him every time we fired. Rather than turning down this idea, the gnome player seemed even more up for it, and started creating a long line of family as backup characters, should we ever need live ammo in the literal sense

[blenheimapricot1999]

the 20s are soon upon us

things to include

flapper dresses

jazz music

sex positivity

women’s rights

renewal of arts & culture

increased immigration & cultural sharing

sequins

eyeliner

things to leave behind

racism & nativism

consumerist culture

white guys writing “the great american novel”

[captainlordauditor]

more things to include

black/jewish solidarity

short hair of all textures

suspenders

beaded & embroidered dresses

subtly homoerotic advertising

masculine women, feminine men

things to leave behind

ineffective prohibition laws

wealth gap

[distortionsprite]

Things to leave behind

Capitalism

[antique-scarecrow]

this time we do it right

[tetraterezi]

Welp prohibition is deff makin a come bacj

[tranarchist]

When Tumblr bans porn, who loses?

Verizon is leaving the engine of internet culture to sputter and die, and its communities to scramble for a new home.

A former staff engineer, who recently left Tumblr and asked to remain anonymous for professional reasons, tells Vox that the NSFW ban was “in the works for about six months as an official project,” adding that it was given additional resources and named “Project X” in September, shortly before it was announced to the rest of the company at an all-hands meeting. “[The NSFW ban] was going to happen anyway,” the former engineer told me. “Verizon pushed it out the door after the child pornography thing and made the deadline sooner,” but the real problem was always that Verizon couldn’t sell ads next to porn.

Porn on Tumblr is something Verizon needs to wipe out if it’s going to make any money off what it thinks is actually valuable about the platform — enormous fandom and social justice communities that, just before the Verizon acquisition, Khalaf was insisting the staff figure out how to better monetize.

On that note-

Two former Tumblr employees said they were alarmed when Khalaf chose Black Lives Matter as an example of a community that the company should focus on converting into Yahoo media consumers. One told The Verge, “Simon explicitly said that Black Lives Matter was an opportunity to [make] a ton of money.”

[smitethestate]

Capitalism is disgusting and ruins everything.

[tealfruit]

I’m making bread

[tealfruit]

bread boys

[tealfruit]

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

[tealfruit]

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power