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You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

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Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.

Only big arms will get you an action figure.

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Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.

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Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

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See, you understand.

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This is so wholesome

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Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

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I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

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https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.

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CAT DAD IS BACK

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aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

aquilacalvitium

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

midgardian-april

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen.

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update:

lemonsharks

I love that he kept …. All of them.

petermorwood

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

hashtagloveloses

does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss

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HE KNOWS NOW BECAUSE HIS WIFE MAKES FUN OF HIM WITH IT

the-blorbosphere

John Mulaney: the English major who never read Shakespeare

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charlieism

i think the fact that my eyes dont glow and my hair doesnt float when im feeling a lot of strong emotion is very unsexy of me

bakwaaas

damn this tea scalded me

toastbutteregg

mind opening post that should be in everyone’s dashboard

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idrisbaker

I would have a really hard time not

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This image physically tempted me

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ONE STRAW TO END THEM ALL 💪

Americans use 500 million straws every single day with the majority of those ending up in our landfills and oceans. Here at Save The Turtles, we created a simple and effective method of reducing our reliance on plastic with our Collapsible Straw.

While the push continues to change how big restaurant chains and corporations operate, we must be the change we want to see. Without grassroots movements like this, companies would continue to operate under the premise that our oceans don’t matter. Make a small difference in your community by getting a reusable straw.

Here at Save The Turtles, our ultimate goal is to keep our oceans clean. In our pursuit to achieve this, beyond offering our reusable straws, we donate 5% of our profits to Sea Turtle Conservancy.

While straws are just the beginning, our team is hard at work designing more eco-friendly, reusable products to continue the push towards a plastic-free ocean.

You can check out our straws HERE

savetheturtlescanada

ONE STRAW TO END THEM ALL 💪

Americans use 500 million straws every single day with the majority of those ending up in our landfills and oceans. Here at Save The Turtles, we created a simple and effective method of reducing our reliance on plastic with our Collapsible Straw.

While the push continues to change how big restaurant chains and corporations operate, we must be the change we want to see. Without grassroots movements like this, companies would continue to operate under the premise that our oceans don’t matter. Make a small difference in your community by getting a reusable straw.

Here at Save The Turtles, our ultimate goal is to keep our oceans clean. In our pursuit to achieve this, beyond offering our reusable straws, we donate 5% of our profits to Sea Turtle Conservancy.

While straws are just the beginning, our team is hard at work designing more eco-friendly, reusable products to continue the push towards a plastic-free ocean.

You can check out our straws HERE

stereomike

as a kid I never appreciated the comedic genius of my elementary school principal, who, whenever our school won against another school in a sport, would play what felt like 2 minutes of “we are the champions” over the PA during announcements, and just as it’s going “cuz we are the champions…of” he’d hit stop and his deadpan voice over the PA system would go “Brampton.”

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We had a middle school dance dj who would do something similar with party in the USA. He’d play the chorus like “yeah yeah yeah it’s a party in the..” and then stop the music and just say “school”

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this is so fucking funny