Sydney

I’m Sydney and I love reptiles

[nightshift-satan]

inked

[groddleforestjunction-blog]

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

“now all of china knows you’re queer”

[nothingsalvageablehere-deactiva]

please deliver this reply to your mother:

“perfect”

[groddleforestjunction-blog]

she laughed so hard i think she exploded

[weapons-grade-spork]

It’s back and still beautiful!

[friku8706]

omG

[funnybookquotez]

Ravenclaw: So let's start by talking about the emotions you're feeling right now.

Slytherin: Stabbing.

Ravenclaw: Stabbing... isn't really an emotion, it's more of an... activity. Which I hope you don't do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.

Slytherin: Well maybe I feel stabby.

[nightshift-satan]

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[writterings]

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

[rexrattorum]

You are the only valid manager

[bee-martin]

this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19

[httpkitsune]

The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day

[nightshift-satan]

One time my coworker read something outloud and i was like “Wow that’s literally so relatable” and it was my instagram spam account post

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[assgod]

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

[fuocogo]

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

[kraftpunk]

[kraftpunk]

[kraftpunk]

[kraftpunk]

[kraftpunk]

[iwillneverberoyall]

I stole this idea from another blog,but I cant reber the name. Every single person who reblogs this before 10 February will recieve a baby pokemon in their inbox,after this egg harches.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

This better be a Bulbasaur

[i-am-a-fish]

this cat said gay rights and fuck trump i heard her say it

[obsessedwithfiction]

two types of chats

[judgejudyofficial]

group chat: lol look at this meme you pieces of shit

private chat: i don’t know anymore. im hoping that someday i’ll just know what to do. sorry for complaining and thanks for always listening to me

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[ghostiewitch]

Best thing I’ve seen all day

[quasarkisses]

The best start to 20biteen

[aradhels]

-,’ types of people ,’-

spring: bright smiles, poetry, festivals, keeping a journal, gentle touches, taking polaroid pictures, smiling at strangers

summer: loud music, roadtrips, making friends, sun-kissed skin, trying to make everyone happy, sunrises, one night stands

autumn: moonlight, pale skin, messy hair, rosy cheeks, piercing gaze, ocean waves, rainy days, oversized shirts

winter: making promises, drinking black coffee, midnight conversations, dark hair, writing, sleepy eyes, collecting notebooks, stargazing

[witlovesyou]

Big sister drops to her knees to show affection to newborn Photo by James Irwin

[bando--grand-scamyon]

OHHH MY GOD

[kotbliny]

angry anfisa masterpost

[braetsch]

[matissethecatto]

web star

[beware-the-dog]

Wait is that…

ITS HER