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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Not today Justin
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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JBB: An Artblog!
Product Placement
Kiana Khansmith
NASA
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
todays bird
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@nighttwingg
this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.
if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.
but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.
BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "
This pinkie-pie motherfucker was too innocent for his own good; it pissed Megumi off.
Itadori laughed. “Right…. So which LARP group are you a part of?” He tore off a few leaves from a bush and began tearing the foliage with his hands to keep busy.
Megumi rolled his eyes. “This isn’t a joke.”
“Oh, that’s right!” Itadori let the pieces of leaves fall through his fingers and stepped in front of Megumi, walking backwards with his arms folded behind his head as he searched Megumi’s face. “Gotta stay in character. I get it.” Itadori winked.
Megumi scowled at him. “Whatever. I don’t owe you an explanation. Just get me to the school as fast as possible.”
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excerpt from
"I'll Find Forgiveness in Your Heartbeat" on ao3
by eldritch_moon (that's me, hi!)
317,307 words // 64 chapters // completed
in which Yuji and Megumi meet pretty much like in the anime... and then things diverge from canon pretty quickly
This is a bell curve meme to me
Because the obvious (and wrong) answer is that Magneto beats Tony easily because he can control Tony's armor and crush him
But the smarter (and wrong) answer is that Iron Man's armor isn't actually made of iron, it's made of a non-magnetic gold-titanium alloy.
But then the smartest and true answer is that Magneto beats Tony easily because Tony has metal shrapnel in his bloodstream that he needs a powerful electromagnet to stop from reaching his heart.
anyone remember this vine
Fish w a cigarette and soulless eyes
THIS
Especially when they realize it’s in you and not on you then all of a sudden fun’s over 💀
It’s also funny too when they realize that it’s not a contagion that is airborne by proximity lol some people really hang out with people of a certain look and charisma just for benefits
Not a smart idea
two mimir
five mimir
Toji "the black sheep of zenin clan" Fushiguro
I think we should all fuck off. I think we should all go to the library and just fuck off.
JADE’S CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
once more, thank you very much for 2k followers! i appreciate your support and every kind word i’ve recieved about my works :3 as a little milestone celebration, i wanted to host this lil event. you’re welcome to suggest anything if you have any ideas <3
PICK YOUR HERO (OR VILLAIN)
each fic will have their own set of warnings. they will contain mature content so i ask 18+ audiences only, MDNI.
01. DAREDEVIL! HIGURUMA X LAWYER! READER
your marriage had grown stale, with you buried underneath case load after case load and your husband often times not even bothering to come home at night. you feel like he’s hiding something from you but you don’t expect him to be the vigilante hunted down by the police.
02. BATMAN! GOJO X READER X TWO FACE! NANAMI
gojo satoru, heir of the famous gojo fortune had disappeared from the public eye and to you, his best friend. he comes back just as soon as nanami kento pops the question and asks for your hand in marriage. will sparks reignite or is the flame fanned out?
03. SPIDER-MAN! GETO X BIO MAJOR! READER
you hated suguru geto. a brilliant college student who didn’t have to lift up a finger to get nearly perfect scores on every exam he took, didn’t have to fix the lighting of his photos or adjust the angles, they just came out perfect. but when you’re kidnapped by the green goblin, he’s the only one who notices.
04. NIGHTWING! CHOSO X STARFIRE! READER
the customs of earth were still ones you were getting familiar to. choso tried everything in his arsenal to show you how much he liked you, but you didn’t get it. you thought it was just him being nice, thought it didn’t mean anything. all it takes is one mission gone awry to get him to finally say the words out loud.
05. POISON IVY! SHOKO X HARLEY QUINN! READER X JOKER! SUKUNA
it had always been you and sukuna against the world—against batman, against gotham, against everybody that dared to come up against you two. but one day, he leaves you behind for dead like you don’t mean anything. good thing shoko’s there to your rescue, huh?
06. MOON KNIGHT! TOJI X ARCHEOLOGIST! READER
your job took you to a variety of different places—from machu picchu to stonehenge, and now, the giza pyramids. it was simple—dig up and explore the ancient texts up on the walls, explore the hidden depths of the chambers that have yet to be uncovered. a job you used to do with your husband, toji. you haven’t seen him in months but you feel as if the ground itself is telling you he’s close by…
if there are any you’d like to be tagged in specifically/all, feel free to comment :D
My HORRIFYING cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books.
A redraw of this because it's my one year on Tumblr anniversary!!!
for some reason my cat always acts surprised and sniffs me when i pet him even if he's literally sat on me
puppies!!!!!!
୨୧ — “Fuck-“ His rhythm finally faltered, hips stuttering as your cunt clenched and fluttered around his cock, “Gonna -shit- gonna put a brat in this tight little pussy-“
He slammed deep one final time and ground, pelvis crushing against your swollen clit as his cock swelled impossibly harder. You felt the first hot pulse deep in your belly and then he was cumming, thick ropes of his potent seed flooding your insides, filling you up until you swore you could taste him.
He groaned against your throat, hips jerking with each spurt, “Take every- every fucking drop-“
Your walls milked him greedily, squeezing and rippling, dragging out every last bit he had to give. The wet, obscene squelch of his cum being pushed deeper with each shallow thrust made your toes curl, and when his thumb found your clit again -just a lazy, almost accidental brush- another orgasm crested and broke, softer this time, rolling through you in slow, honeyed waves that left you whimpering and boneless.
“Good girl,” he breathed, “Good girl...”
For a long moment, neither of you moved.
His forehead dropped to your shoulder, breath coming in ragged pants against your sweat damp skin. You could feel his heartbeat pounding where your chests pressed together- or maybe that was yours. Hard to tell anymore.
His cock twitched inside you, still half hard, plugging you full. When you clenched weakly around him, he made a soft, almost wounded sound and pressed a kiss to the curve of your neck. Then another to your jaw. Your cheek. The corner of your mouth.
“Hey,” he murmured, voice rough and warm as his hand found yours, fingers threading together against the sheets, “you good?”
You hummed, too blissed out for actual words. He huffed a quiet laugh against your skin -fond, gentle- and shifted just enough to take his weight off you without pulling out.
His thumb traced lazy circles on the back of your hand while his breathing slowly steadied, and the room settled into something soft and warm and quiet.
this umbrella man has me in a chokehold
