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Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

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(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

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One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

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To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

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"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

sindri42

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

texanredrose

I’m sorry but this sounds like a wonderful premise for a “everyone thinks Clark Kent is Batman” storyline.

- He’s an investigative journalist but he’s a really good investigative journalist. Like, insanely good. Detective levels of good. - The landlords never see him coming. It’s like he moves in the shadows. - Clark’s a quiet guy. Batman’s quiet, too. Coincidence? I think not! - Everyone knows Batman is more interested in solving problems than bombastic superheroism. That’s why he became the world’s greatest detective. Clark also likes solving problems. - No one’s ever seen Clark and Batman in the same place at the same time. Just sayin’. - Clark lives in Metropolis to throw people off his trail. The Bat had all sorts of vehicles and gadgets; getting from Metropolis to Gotham has to be easy for him anyway. - Bruce Wayne actively endorses the theory.

devine-fem

The script must have said: And then they starred into each other’s eyes lovingly.

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Timeline: Batman

google doc / ao3

This is my best attempt at a post-crisis timeline based on age– specifically Bruce’s age every time he adopted and/or met one of his children.

List of events:

Bruce’s parents die

Bruce becomes Batman

Dick’s parents die

Dick becomes Robin

Jason becomes Robin and is adopted

Jason dies

Tim becomes Robin

Cass appears

Dick is adopted

Tim is adopted

Cass is adopted

Damian becomes Robin

I’ll be citing my work by issue and panel. This isn’t my most organized work, and I don’t know how well tumblr will let me translate it, so I do recommend the google doc. I imagine the image quality here won’t be great.

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The way I loudly chuckled in a crowded train just because of this panel. Why does he run like that 🤣

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Happy free comic book day!

Yesterday was free comic book day, so I obviously went and also got to buy some comics.

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As someone who always wears Spider-Man headphones, and use my Captain American bag to work. I was afraid to be perceived as childish. Yet Men somehow managed to be way more childish. And actual children have been way cooler.

Once a mother and her son told me she liked my bag and headphones, to which I turned my body to her and showed my Deadpool shirt too.

Another time because I had my headphones in a mother who was sitting across from me, just pointed to my bag and gave me a thumbs up.

Literally two seconds later a guy who was sitting next to me showed me his phone and it was the most over-sexualised picture of Black Cat and Mary Jane I’ve ever seen. I just nodded my head in a polite way and awkwardly laughed. Cuz what did he want me to say? Give him a lecture on the over sexualization of women in comics and cm media? Like I simply don’t get it.

And this morning [Fri 03/18/2022] a guy pointed to my Conner Kent inspired jacket which has the house of el Logo on it and also pointed to my bag and headphones and simply told me that Jesus was the ultimate superhero👁👄👁. I looked at him and said “oh sorry I’m a satanist but thank you” and I showed him my TST card (Mainly to show I wasn’t interested). And he said it’s okay that’s why Jesus put me on your path. So I just awkwardly laughed and put my headphones back on.

How ever my favorite interactive was wen I entered the train and this guy immediately said “I like your superboy jacket” and my face lit up, usually when people complement my jacket they refer to it as Superman jacket, and that was exactly what I told him. And he automatically responded “nah I know my comics” and I’ve thought abt him every day.