Zap's Zany Zone

Hey ho, I'm Zap. I mostly just talk about games and stuff. Sometimes I also draw. I can't guarantee that this zone will always be zany, but I can guarantee that it will always be Zap's. He/They, AroAce  

[pretty-prince-lulu]

just set a new personal best for shortest lived fort!!!

ffffwoomf

[nightzap]

I bet you didn't expect your volcano start to be this fiery.

[goth-queen]

[todaysbird]

Hey…I’m still here. My account hasn’t been deactivated or anything. The original post still exists here!

[nightzap]

This is what birds would look like if they wore lipstick.

[sonocomics]

It was kinda weird that X and Y didn't have cutscenes after their deaths. Felt anti-climatic

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[nightzap]

I was so perplexed by that too. I thought the game glitched out and failed to play their death cutscenes, because that's exactly what happened in one of my playthroughs of Xenoblade 1. I had defeated the final boss' first phase, only for the game to forget to transition to the second. The boss' model simply faded away (with no proper death animation, it simply turned black and vanished) and I was stuck in the arena.

[beardedmrbean]

[luprand]

Is that why they sell cinnamon rolls at IKEA ...

[nightzap]

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll, and could actually kill you!

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[nightzap]

It's what made that Saturday so radical!

[hedgehogoftime]

Other Greek Heroes and whether they'd look back at Eurydice

Heracles: No, he wouldn't look back. Partly because he's smart enough to know it wouldn't change anything, and partially because he knows the Gods well enough that Hades keeps his word. Eurydice gets out and they high five. Unfortunately he misjudges the strength of his high five and Eurydice spends her first couple of weeks back to life with her arm in a cast.

Jason: Oh yeah. This dumbass looks behind him before he leaves Hades throne room and then loudly insists that NO HE DIDN'T HE TOTALLY DIDN'T AND IS HE DID IT WASN'T HIS FAULT IT'S EURYDICE'S FAULT! Eurydice is just like "maybe I'm better off here."

Perseus: Nope. He's a good boi who pays attention and blindfolds himself to make sure he doesn't, feeling his way along the path to make sure he doesn't trip. It takes him longer to get out, but they DO get out.

Theseus: Actually they do get out. Not because Theseus is smart enough to not look back or anything but because he's too self important to look back. The moment she steps outside the Underworld, Eurydice is running at top speed and Theseus never bothers to check to see if she's still following.

Odysseus: He cheats, using a polished mirror to keep track of her through the reflection the way Perseus kept track of Medusa. Unfortunately because he thought he outsmarted the system he fails to look where he's going, looses his footing, the mirror, and accidentally looks back anyway. Too clever for his own good, he was the architect of his own failure.

Achilles: He doesn't even bother asking. Full fire in his fury he fights Hades, wins, and takes Euridyice away his own way. Unfortunately, he can only bring her back as a shade without the Lord of the Dead's permission. It only brings him greater sorrow.

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

Medea: She thinks Hades is lying and Eurydice isn’t behind her but doesn’t look back because if she gets out of the underworld without Eurydice she has grounds to complain to the gods that Hades broke his vow and start the 900bc equivalent if a fraud lawsuit. The whole way she plots her revenge only to reach the surface and be genuinely surprised (and a little bit disappointed) that Eury is actually there.

Atalanta: She learned from the apple-race-incident. Looking back will only slow her down. She bolts back up to the surface in record time only to actually manage to loose Eurydice on the way. Whoops.

Ariadne: Her sentimental ass looks back, sorry Eurydice, it was in the name of love.

Penelope: They make it out. Penelope trusted her allegedly dead husband to come back for 10 years she can trust that a silent ghost is behind her for 2 hours. Persephone could walk up with her the whole way telling her ‘actually you should turn around she’s not there’ and she still wouldn’t.

[kashewkiddo]

[OC] Mayari!

She is a mermaid that specializes in underwater alchemy.

Gonna tone down the jewelries if I get around to redesigning her lol but still one of the most gorgeous characters I made.

[prokopetz]

Full RPG party of characters who are all going to explode soon for unrelated reasons. One has an experimental nuclear reactor for a heart. One has been exposed to the Slow Acting Poison That Makes You Explode. One is wearing a bomb collar. For the last one it's just their species' natural life cycle and exploding is how they fuck.

[nightzap]

The only way to get the good ending is to delay/accelerate everyone's explosion timers so they blow up simultaneously during the final battle, so their combined explosive power is enough to kill the villain.

There is no way to precisely track how much time everyone has left beyond vague comments from the party members.

[webber-da-spider]

Luffy gets kidnapped and strapped to one of those winding torture racks that stretches you out, except the people who did it don’t know he has a devil fruit power and are increasingly horrified and concerned, meanwhile luffy is absolutely chilling because bro does NOT care

[nightzap]

Plot Twist: One of those people actually did know about his power, and suggested the rack purely because he wanted to see how far Luffy can stretch.

[blignick]

[nightzap]

The King of Cats!

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[babykatafan]

kukrushka has… destroyed everything.

[kashewkiddo]

[OC] Josephine!

She will be the main love interest for my OC, Edith. Planning to make more drawings with both of them together in the future!

[m1sterryan]

a little guy on a snowy night

[m1sterryan]

a little guy sees the full winter moon

[m1sterryan]

a little guy follows the smoke to the edge of the woods

[m1sterryan]

a little guy enters the woods

[m1sterryan]

a little guy finds a clearing

[m1sterryan]

a little guy goes deeper into the woods

[m1sterryan]

a little guy realizes he's not alone in these woods

[m1sterryan]

a little guy finds the source of the smoke

[m1sterryan]

a little guy finds a bigger guy

[m1sterryan]

a little guy spends a moment alone

[m1sterryan]

a little guy gets back to his walk

[m1sterryan]

a little guy sees his goal

[m1sterryan]

a little guy walks through the thinning woods

[m1sterryan]

a little guy takes a break

[m1sterryan]

a little guy finds an almost frozen river

[m1sterryan]

a little guy nimbly jumps across the ice floes

[m1sterryan]

a little guy falls in the river nonetheless

[m1sterryan]

a little guy nears the base of the yawning mountain

[m1sterryan]

a little guy is dwarfed by the first few feet of the mountain

[m1sterryan]

a little guy begins his climb while the snow starts

[m1sterryan]

a little guy is now taller than the trees

[m1sterryan]

a little guy climbs higher and higher

[m1sterryan]

a little guy passes history by

[m1sterryan]

a little guy reaches the summit

[m1sterryan]

a little guy spends another moment alone

[m1sterryan]

a little guy pays his respects

[m1sterryan]

a little guy falls asleep

[m1sterryan]

a little guy wakes up untouched by the winter night's snow

[m1sterryan]

a big guy kept an eye on his little guy

[m1sterryan]

a little guy heads home once more

[m1sterryan]

the end

[theoretical-tactician]

The DQO's weakest soldier.

[tickingoftheclocks]

The LoP brainrot is still strong, so have these silly drawings of P dressed as various other Pinocchios.

Left to right- Pinocchio(the Disney one, 1940) Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night(Filmation's "indirect sequel"[knockoff] to the Disney one, 1987) The Adventures of Pinocchio(the live-action one that apparently creeped a lot of people out, 1996) Pinocchio: A True Story("Father, when can I leave to be on my Ooowwwn?", 2022 [I went with his performance outfit bc his casual look is just more red and blue]) Pinocchio in Outer Space(a real movie made by humans, 1965) And Penny Polendina from RWBY(this is her season 7 look, which premiered in 2019. Technically she's only "loosely inspired by" Pinocchio and not a direct adaptation/interpretation of the character, but I think her outfit is cute so I have decided that she counts.)

[true-king-of-monsters]

@danguy96

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Hats off to farmers

[texascouple4respectfulplay]

Thank a farmer and buy local

[misctony]

[freetheshit-outofyou]

People tend to forget that people not growing their own food is the shortest part of Human history. We grew much of the fresh vegetables and fruits we ate daily until the mid-1950’s or early 60’s. This world we live in, where we (In the U.S.) buy almost all of our vegetables and fruits from a big box store. Farmers and Ranchers are a rare breed. I left the ranch in 1989 because I didn’t want to work that hard to just get by. To this day my folks (76 and 73) still work the ground and don’t buy vegetables and some fruits until mid- winter then their stocks run out.