signal beam

Riley | She/her, 20+

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled

[l00pzii]

Son when will NIS release the mad rat plush bcs he was teased in 2022 and we were shown more pics of him in April 2024 and like never seen again son where are you 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[poyopies]

I accidentally pressed the dive button again...

[shouldhavestayedawayfromhere]

Don't let the "I've never even opened ChatGpt" anti-ai posts guilt you. You can change your mind at any point. You can stop a harmful behavior any time. This is your first life too. You can educate yourself. You are allowed to be wrong about something. It doesn't matter if you used AI in the past. It is pretty easy to research the negative effects and dangers of generative AI. Learn and change. And don't look back.

I'm literally the greatest AI hater in my own surroundings and I am someone who used to debate ChatGpt for fun, tried using it as my 'therapist' and was addicted to AI chatbots for about a year, sacrificing entire nights to talk to them. Today I'd rather die than touch that hallucinating computer again. The dangers and effects hugely outweigh any advantages of AI.

What I'm trying to say with this is—cool if someone has never used Gen ai, but there is literally no award for that. I promise it doesn't make them better than you if you've only stopped using AI for a while because you found out how bad it is. You can change your mind any day and start a new way of living.

[cosmosdystopia]

forgot to put this here last night hi guys

[cosmosdystopia]

maddies from today

[liarsblade]

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

[beesmygod]

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

[wonderhecko]

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

[beesmygod]

this is next level

[wonderhecko]

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

[charlesoberonn]

They're immortal.

They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.

They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.

They heckled the big bang.

[charlesoberonn]

"They say that time exists now."

"I can tell."

"How so?"

"Because this show is a waste of it!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

[kosmogrl]

[pinkcocoapowder]

FUCKKK

[pinkcocoapowder]

Gay little monkey at apple store

[daveydboi]

Mad Rat Chill

A lil phone BG for fun of mad rat vibing! 

Twitter/Instagram/Newgrounds/BSKY

[sabon-t]

Happy MAD RAT DEAD 5th anniversary!

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[tealmussel]

It's me and my oc x canon against the world

[footlongdingledong]

competitive pokemon is so whimsical to me . the cotton baby is tickling and complimenting the giant bird to make it stronger? and thats Meta? splendid

[footlongdingledong]

competitive pokemon is what people who dont know what fantasy football is would assume fantasy football is just from the name

[footlongdingledong]

oh i should explain this to nonpokemon people actually. ok these are the guys left is whimsicott right is mega staraptor

whimsicott has access to an ability called prankster (which makes status moves go first like quick attack) as well as a bunch of pretty good status moves that lower stats like charm (-2 attack) fake tears (-2 special def) and tickle (-1 atk and -1 def) (also has tailwind which makes you go faster for like 4 turns which is good)

and mega STARAPTOR has an ability called CONTRARY which swaps stats being lowered and stats being boosted. so if you try and lower its stats itll boost em instead and etc

so people are going into double battles with these two. and getting the little tiny whimsicott to charm and tickle this giant fuckoff bird to make its stats go UP and it is incredibly funny

[gingik]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought