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*･✧ johnny | adult | they/he ✧･* hey there, traveler

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jack-frost-apologist]

Video description:

A tiktok by @elizamclamb. She is lying on her bed replying to a comment that says “bestie its pretty homophobic to suggest gay men r preying on women :/”

Transcript:

Bestie, when I said “MLMs prey on women and spiral them into debt...” MLM means multi-level marketing, like LulaRoe. I’m not saying gay men, like, snatch women off the street... [laughing] put them in debt... [more laughter]

[manicali]

Beware…some say those homosexuals prowl the streets…trying to put you in debt…

[mesooph]

some sketches of kakavasha if he got to live a happy peaceful life he deserved + his sister

[narisawr]

bad car

[woolay]

does ANYONE have the post where it’s like “You know you’re having a good phone call when you start walking around the room” and there’s like 4 pics of a guy standing on a washing machine and sitting upside down you know what I’m talking about

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[woolay]

thank you I love you

[velidewrites]

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

[cannibalchicken]

[damnbluewires]

completely enamoured with this beast

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[inkieswirlsgaming]

This is a threat

[duplexide]

[dectech]

???

[stewball]

[thesnailphilosopher]

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

[serialexperimentsdilbert-deacti]

dr who is so crazy imagine your species goes extinct except for two theater kids who call themselves The Orthodontist and the Administrator and they just go around causing problems and destroying your entire culture's reputation

[mortimermcmirestinks]

did you hear about the ancient race of enchanted elves? they fell into the darkness of their own hubris. anyway that over there is the two survivors, Wiz and da Boss, who are only taking breaks from kicking each other in the nuts to make out

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beggars-opera]

[ltwilliammowett]

Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy Rouse               

[captain-price-officially]

[ltwilliammowett]

Hahaha that’s great. By the way, this is the picture of him with his head in.

[clover-patches]

[toastbutteregg]

[valkyriexpandora]

Same energy 

[revyourharleyquinn]

[memewhore]

[ihavenohotcocoa]

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

[catgirlanarchist]

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

[tittily]

once again it’s that time of year where my brother puts up the Holiday Decoration

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Every year, this post surprises me and I laugh.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaselle]

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

[lil-peebo]

I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.

[persnickkitty]

small musicians who don't post their lyrics online anywhere. Why do you hate me

[godisafujoshi]

They don’t hate you. It’s just hard for them to use keyboards cause they gotta jump from one button to the next and they aren’t heavy enough to actually press them