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[terrapia]

Had a feeling I might find you here. I really believed she'd help. Say it. You told me so. I was an idiot to trust her. I went behind your back. I choose wrong every time. And because of it, I've lost everyone.

VIOLET & CAITLYN in ARCANE 2x08 "Killing is a Cycle"

[fightmeimsmall]

The POV I really need, I crave, is Garrick’s POV of both books.

I need to watch from his perspective his grumpy best friend go feral for the generals daughter

I need to see him and Bodhi and Liam all just 👀👀🫣🫣 you know?

I need it like I need air. Xaden’s pov? Fun and a lil spicy

Garricks pov? I will ascend

[aprill-99]

Rhys: “So let’s see if I’ve got this; you have immense shadow power, incredible combat skills, height, tattoos, secrets, dead parents, a thirst for vengeance, the weight of the world on your shoulders, a rebellion to lead, and a dragon?”

Xaden: “Yeah? I mean, there’s also my girlfriend who I’m completely in love with and 107 people under my protection but-”

Rhys: *frantically flipping through papers* “this is the hyper-intelligent girlfriend with unprecedented lightning powers? The one you speak to with your mind and call a nickname permanently?”

Xaden: “I do only have the one girlfriend. Kinda offended you’d think otherwise.”

Rhys: *signs a paper* “Adopted. The rebellion thing is handled. Me and your aunts and uncles have got this. Your new mom is going to need some time to add you and your mate to the family portrait gallery. Your bedroom is upstairs, knives are in the training ring, family dinner is every Thursday, your allowance is infinity and your curfew is never.”

Xaden: “I am…. Older than your wife?”

Rhys: “Did I fucking stutter?”

[polite-pandemonium]

I’d marry you with paper rings - part 1

Prompt: Taichi and Mimi run a seemingly harmless con where they pretend to get engaged in restaurants so they can get free dessert, only to be caught in the act when her parents witness one of the fake proposals and 100% believe it. Pairing: Taichi/Mimi, others will show up I think Rating: T Notes: This is for @piedrpiper, who gave me this killer prompt, which I then ran away with and now who knows what I’ve gotten myself into!!! Also this is unbeta’ed and I wrote it all in the span of an hour so who even knows if it’s good!! WHO EVEN KNOWS!!!!!

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[catchymemes]

[purinrinrin]

@niuniente i must know more!!!

[niuniente]

I don’t know anyone with PhD in Finland personally so I had to turn to Finnish google.

Doctoral graduates get a sword and a top hat when they graduate, excluding some fields like technology. The graduation ceremony is called Promootio and the sword is called Tohtorinmiekka (lit. PhD’s Sword).

The sword as a PhD symbol was first used in Helsinki University’s (back then known as Aleksanterin yliopisto University) 200 years’ ceremonial party, in 1840. The sword symbolizes truth and it’s scientist’s spiritual weapon to find the truth, the right and the good from everything, and also to defend these values. The sword is designed by famous 19th century Finnish artist Akseli Gallen-Kallela (famous for his Kalevala paintings) and it’s an officially recognized national civilian sword of the independent country of Finland.

Graduates have to buy their own sword and  a top hat. The hand made sword is around 380 euros and the top hat  500-800 euros. The promootio graduation ceremony also costs 420 euros. Some decide not to buy any of these for the graduation but rent or borrow the sword and the hat from someone. If the graduate gets their own sword, the sword will be engraved for them. The sword is always black-golden and comes with the university’s golden symbol.

If the PhD graduate participates the Promootio graduation ceremony, they must have both the top hat and the sword. Without them, they can’t graduate.

The sword is always carried on the left side and must be fastened to a hip. Men’s suits have a special hoop for the sword but women have to use belts to fasten the sword. If fastening the sword is impossible, then the sword must be carried in a left hand.

[givemeafish]

Edelgard: Everyone always asks me, how do you handle your husband?

Edelgard: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over him whatsoever. This morning, Claude called my name, and when I showed up to see what was going on, he shot me in the throat with a nerf gun

[skiecas]

fic: the trials of inviting tomioka giyuu to a lunch date

pair: giyuu ღ shinobu notes: office au. i just think shinobu would be that overly friendly(?) co-worker who sticks her head over the cubicle every five minutes to chat i mean it’s basically canon. giyuu suffers.

-:-

“Ne. Tomioka-san?”

Giyuu pauses at the voice with his fingertips still resting atop the keyboard, but only for a beat. His eyes sweep quickly over the spreadsheet columns, absorbing the neatly arranged spell of numbers, before refinding his place. The rhythmic taps of his keyboard pick back up.

“Ne, ne?” A face accompanies the voice over his cubicle wall; his co-worker looks down at him with disapproving, gradient-purple eyes. “Tomioka-san? Tomioka-saaan? I know you heard me. You paused your typing for a moment.”

Giyuu sighs, accepting the interruption. He looks up at her blankly. “How can I help you, Kochou?”

The small, affronted frown melts quickly into a sweet smile now that she has his attention. She offers, “Why don’t we have lunch together in the cafeteria today?”

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[texts-from-3h]

[rosalinesurvived]

Inazuma Eleven Characters as The Onion Headlines:

•Endou Mamoru

-Somebody's Got to Save This Country From Certain Doom, And Let's Face It, That Person Is Me

•Gouenji Shuuya:

-Study Finds Expressing Anger In Unhealthy Ways Incredibly Satisfying

•Kidou Yuuto:

-Area Man Expected To Work With These Incompetents

•Kazemaru Ichirouta

-Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

•Otonashi Haruna:

-Why Can't This Family Ever Have A Funkin' Good Time?

•Raimon Natsumi:

-Relaxing tea better fucking work

•Kino Aki:

-Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

•Afuro Terumi:

-If Only I'd Listened To Literally Anyone

[texts-from-3h]

[tanjiquotes]

Incorrect Quotes #25

Shinobu, trying to tell Giyu that she's pregnant: You're going to be a father.

Giyu: I already am.

Shinobu: Tanjiro and Nezuko are not your children.

Tanjiro and Nezuko: *visibly offended*

[psecho]

You guys. I love Kenny Ortega. But how the hell did he give us both "I Don't Dance" AND "Bet On It" in the same damn movie? One has become a fucking gay anthem and the music video is fire, one is Zach Effron angtily frolicking in a field with big meme energy.

But you know. He gave us "Perfect Harmony" so I'm willing to forgive and forget on this one. Bet On What Now?

[texts-from-3h]

[texts-from-3h]

[indigowallbreaker]

Edelclaude lawyer au?

The judge called for a recess, citing that "We have been watching Ms. Hresvelg and Mr. Riegan argue all morning and so, I believe we deserve a lunch break", which Claude thought was unfair because he'd had a clever response to Edelgard's argument all ready to go-- but fine, he was hungry too.

"There's a great fish place that just opened down the road from here," Claude said a short time later as he met Edelgard by the front doors, privately relishing the smile she shot his way as he drew close.

Swinging her work bag over her shoulder, Edelgard hooked her arm around Claude’s offered one and let him lead the way down the street.

[Send me an FE ship and a setting/AU for a 3 sentence story!]

[iplaypotofgreed]