Nikniknik

This is a thing?

[kellymalka]

one kid is worth more than all the guns in the world @marchforourlivesla

[webelieveinyoukris-blog]

Being gay is natural? Okay.

You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye

[yeinns-blog]

Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend

[queercakes]

I just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn’t we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own government or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing, won’t their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn’t it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn’t that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea, floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, floating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don’t fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a large group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen, return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so, wouldn’t they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people’s, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon!

[fieldbears]

Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: I too have these questions

[nothowtheforceworks]

Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn

[fieldbears]

Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I’m coming with you

[aspiring-weird-old-man]

*random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*

[jezunya]

I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in floating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us.

(And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island)

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

OP’s nasty-ass post got turned into a goddamn sci-fi dystopian adventure and I’m so here for it.

[whalleyrulz]

oh my god Bisexual Buccaneers from Both-Ways Bay is both a porn tile and my new life goals

[space-flannel-deactivated201707]

i’m an asexual homoromantic does this make me our young heroine torn between worlds

[lectorel]

You spend part of your time on lesbian island, learning the stories, and traditions, and part of your time in the vast floating asexual cities, training with your eagle so that you can one day become one of the chosen few: the messengers, who carry letters and passengers between islands, jumping the heterosexual blockades. When you enter this select group, you’re assigned the job of collecting reports from spies pretending to heterosexual on straight island, flying in at the dead of night, risking discovery to collect vital intelligence. You fall in love with a pansexual girl who’s chosen to hide her orientation so she can aid the Resistance. At the climax of the novel, you swoop down from above on your giant eagle to rescue your lady love from a frenzied mob. As straight island burns in the background, you share a chaste kiss and cuddle while discussing the possibility of a mountain-top pansexual outpost.

[lynati]

IT CAME BACK AROUND AND IT GOT BETTER!

[stephye-sbian]

AT LEAST SEVEN OF THESE BOOKS IN A SERIES PLEAZE ALL OF THE YES TO THIS

IT NEEDS A TITLE

[heilmojito]

Hazel the Space Ace is a perfect title

[lurkete]

One of the best examples of hijacking a bigot’s post and turning it 360 degrees around, and probably the only way to “win” in such a situation

[hugsfromdad]

I was so angry at first, now I’m crying from laughter and joy

[nikniknik5-blog]

This is why Tumblr Island will eventually rule the world...from its space station.

[ithelpstodream]

[ithelpstodream]

[staff]

This is the next move to restore net neutrality

If it feels like you’re fighting battles on every side, you’re not alone. The struggle is terrifyingly real. But we can still make this year the best possible version of 2018 it can be. There’s a new opportunity in to restore strong net neutrality protections: The Congressional Review Act.

What is the Congressional Review Act?

The CRA lets the House and Senate repeal administrative laws—rules and regulations set by governmental agencies—with a simple majority in both houses. The resolutions can’t be blocked by leadership, amended, or filibustered.

This congress has used the CRA more than any other to overturn regulations that protect vulnerable people and the environment, but this time we can use it for a good purpose—to reverse the FCC’s decision and restore net neutrality.

We just need #OneMoreVote

Battle For The Net has secured commitments from 50 senators. One more and we can take this fight to the House. These are the targets:

John Kennedy (Louisiana) | 202-224-4623 | Email

John McCain (Arizona) | 202-224-2235 | Email

Orrin Hatch (Utah) | 202-224-5251 | Email

Dean Heller (Nevada) | 202-224-6244 | Email

If you live in these states, we need you. Even if you don’t, you can still help the cause.

Go to battleforthenet.com to write or call your representatives.

Tell them to support the “Resolution of Disapproval” and overturn the FCC’s December 14 “Restoring Internet Freedom” vote. 

[nikniknik5-blog]

More than 400 millionaires tell Congress: Don’t cut our taxes - The Washington Post

[nikniknik5-blog]

Why teachers quit

It’s my 13th year. My third school. My 5th principal. My third district.

And when I look down the barrel of 20+ more years of this, I want to die.

I love my kids. They refuse to work. I’m supposed to make them, but they aren’t held accountable. I’m supposed to make every accommodation, exception, and differentiation to help the succeed. And when they still don’t do the work, it’s still my fault. I have to give them a second, third, fourth, fifth, ad naseum infinitum chance to redo, retake, resubmit, retry, etc etc etc.

When they ask, “What can I do to improve my grade”, I have to point to all those 0’s in the grade book for work that wasn’t even attempted. They still look at me like there is some magic answer they haven’t been given by me—any answer but the one I give them which is “Do your work!”

And that’s literally only 1/100th of the problems I had to deal with today x all 140 of my students. And when parents complain, I have to take time away from my planning to tell them exactly what looking at the grade book ever could have told them, and then I’m suppose to come up with some miracle to solve the problem and when I CAN’T, the admins will just go over my head if the parent complains hard enough and make me give the kid credit for doing nothing so they can pass anyway.

I love my kids. I spend hours and hours crafting lessons that are fun and interactive that I then cannot do because they refuse to be quiet long enough to understand what we are doing or they simply don’t do any of the work required of them to even be able to do the fun stuff.

Then I sit in traffic for over an hour trying to get home where I’m too tired to do any of the things that keep me healthy and sane. And I need those things. Because after my hour long commute back in the morning, I’ll inevitably have a few emails from disgruntled parents demanding this and that from me.

And all of this for such little pay and no respect.

This is why teachers quit.

[nikniknik5-blog]

I need to start taking care of myself

I’m in another funk and every time this happens, I have a case of amnesia. “How did we get back here?” “Didn’t we say never again?”

When am I gonna realize I’m worth the time and pain and effort of doing what’s best for my body and my mind?

Oh look, wine and Netflix...🙄

[gregproops]

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[nikniknik5-blog]

[asking-jude]

Source

[chrisriddellblog]

Credo by Neil Gaiman.

[captainfunkpunkandroll]

Bob’s Burgers | Friends With Burger-fits

[nikniknik5-blog]

Can't wait till I can say this to my job and drop mic

[chrisriddellblog]

Neil Gaiman on Libraries and Librarians.

[ppaction]

Act. No Matter What.

We are just going to keep coming back stronger…

EVERY.

SINGLE.

TIME.

The Senate is on the verge of voting to demolish health care for millions and cut off Planned Parenthood patients from care. Let’s keep their phones ringing off the hook. Call your senators now and tell them to stop this bill.

Call 202-804-8210 or use the form on this page to call your U.S. Senator.

Exclusive art made for Planned Parenthood by Tumblr Creatr Gabby Sanchez

[staff]

Take a breath, but don’t think for a second that it’s over. 

The Senate delayed a vote on the BCRA, which would leave 22 million Americans without health insurance and end federal funding for Planned Parenthood. 

Over the long weekend, senators are going home to talk with constituents. Make sure they hear from you. 

Call 202-804-8210, enter your zipcode, and you’ll be connected to your Senator’s office. Not sure what to say? PPFA has a call script.

One last thing: Give your real name and address when asked. Your senator needs to know that they represent you.

[chrisriddellblog]

Neil Gaiman on Libraries and Librarians.

[tinarannosaurus]