you cannot do nothing

max • he/him • twenty-three • nz • gay • goth • julien baker enthusiast • jean moreau's #1 fan

[terramous]

novel talk masterpost

spider lillies | pinterest board

spotify playlists: kimber | kenta | harlee | abigail | laken

amarinthine | pinterest board

spotify playlists: otto | cirrus

dogwood | pinterest board

spotify playlists: casey | saanvi

haemanthus | pinterest board

spotify playlists: bidemi | thiên lý | khai

[punkprophets]

My role at the function is to lean on the table and look like a dying dog to bring the mood down of everyone else present

[insecuregodcomplex]

[unionisedmanc]

Are you all going to come online and play perverts or what

[harbinger-of-the-defiled-heires]

if the usamerican civil war was happening now instead of the 1800s you would see posts on here like "im literally disabled and i need a slave to function"

[greelin]

they should invent something that you can use to indicate you are turning or switching lanes in a vehicle

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[log6]

my family was rich running our aura farm before castro and the other communists nationalized swag

[charl0ttan]

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[queenconsort]

andrew not being able to jerk off unless he imagines kevin’s scarred hand

[sunwornink]

i've never done crack but i assume it feels like when you get comments on your ao3 fic

[aroace-ryland-grace]

thank GOD I'm transgender and a faggot

[blue-jae13]

happy pride month

[aroace-ryland-grace]

thank GOD I'm transgender and a faggot

[blue-jae13]

happy pride month

[lustcannibalism]

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

[firstprinced]

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

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