Namárië

Professional fangirl. Ravenclaw. Yuri On Ice. Skam. HTGAWM. GoT. Sherlock. OITNB. Marvel. Hannibal. Daredevil. iZombie. Sense8. DC. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

[turnipoddity]

the only way to love

[r-aedical]

dark skinned girls wearing bright yellow/orange rb if u agree

[alltheladiesyouhate]

do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

[humanbeanisnotamused]

i was up late night watching an episode of criminal minds fairly recently, for lack of a better thing to do. in the opening scene there are these two girls getting into their car in like a supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the middle of the night. another car drives up right behind theirs and won’t move out of the way so this one girl is like “im gonna go see what this guy’s problem is” and gets out of the car, in a poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who was behaving aggressively to them.

so that was the precise moment i realised that episode was written by a man.

[outcider]

I was watching an episode of CSI where the entire reason they were going forward with the case was that ‘no woman would wear a bra this expensive without also wearing the matching panties’.  What porn logic is this?  I was, at that moment, wearing the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck no I didn’t spring for the matching panties.  Even if I did, I wouldn’t wear them as often as a bra.  Panties I wash daily.  Bras? Not so much.

But in CSI World, police resources were being mobilized on how irregular it would be for a woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about how she would look in just underthings.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is probably the number one sign it was written by a man.

[thequeerofthenorth]

In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor is around

[iamnotswarley]

I mean how can you not love Mads Mikkelsen. He

met his wife while playing a drag queen

spent the whole “Clash of the Titans” clusterfuck trolling Sam Worthington

gives zero fucks about society’s expectation of what famous actors should behave like

can wear the shit out of a suit, but prefers sportswear

knows he is made of cheekbones. accepts it. uses it to his advantage

went into dancing to score with dancers, stayed with it, went into acting after; two zero-guarantee careers right here and he made them work

is always, always nice to fans. 

ships hannigram harder than Bryan Fuller.

is so fucking talented. seriously. SO fucking talented. he’s a fucking national treasure in Denmark.

threw serious shade at Lars Von Trier, and it was amazing.

[iamnotswarley]

also, he

has never seen a Star Wars movie and didn’t even realize how big being in one would be.

also probably had no idea how big a Marvel movie would be.

still went with doing both because he got really well paid got to do air kung-fu and shit.

joined one of the most highly anticipated video games ever without understanding anything about the plot and/or video games. 

went salsa dancing with his Hannibal co-stars, director, and showrunner, despite saying he doesn’t dance in public anymore.

did a Con and got drunk with a bunch of furries.

also got onstage with a screamo band (during the same Con?) and shot toilet paper at the pit.

wears every flower crown he’s ever been given. it’s like a thing. sometimes wears two at the same time.

once wore a pink “rosé over bitches” sweatshirt while completely smashed and it was great.

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

proudly played the ‘Bitch’ in Rihanna’s Bitch Better Have My Money video and didn’t get why it was such a big deal.

avoided major injury in a crash where he was sent flying from his motorcycle but managed to flip in midair and land perfectly on his feet.

[skodasforge]

Mads Mikkelsen is a centuries old immortal that doesn’t quite grasp the modern concept of celebrity, in this essay I will

[babyypinks]

Demi and kehlani basically fucked on stage Naya and heather celebrated easter together emison is getting a spin off harry styles all but came out as bisexual shay mitchell is playing another lesbian Petra solano has a girlfriend the bold type got renewed for 2 more seasons Hayley Kiyoko released her debut album Love, Simon has done well at box office Rosa Diaz is canon bisexual and Gina Rodriguez is playing her girlfriend black lightening has given us a black lesbian superhero One Day At a time got renewed for season 3 Ellen Page is married cara delevingne and Paris Jackson are the softest gays Cheryl blossom is getting the sapphic storyline she deserves and we’re only 4 months in i love 20gayteen and I love Hayley Kiyoko bless up

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[dwps-deactivated20210614]

Nobody is on this site for anything but shitty hot takes, shittier jokes, and porn so safe mode is a waste of everyone’s time

[hotvampireadjacent]

look, if i’m in public, i don’t want to see an anime girl getting rawed at 10 am

[dwps-deactivated20210614]

agreeing to a Russian Roulette with your dignity and public image amongst strangers on the line is part of this website’s terms of service

[hotvampireadjacent]

that’s fair

[youdontoutgrowpunk]

so far the us olympic team has done more promo for b99 in the past five days than fox has done in the past five years

[earthdad]

me seeing a cute girl in public: *tries not to look at her for more than 5 seconds because i don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable*

[captainsamericaa]

everyone wants hugh jackman to be a tough manly man but he just wants to sing show tunes and we should let him

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[fithoneys]

[juelzsantanabandana]

Holy shit

[methodwriting]

all human emotions can be found in either the mamma mia soundtrack or hozier’s album

[daily-dragon-facts]

Dragons don’t kidnap princesses, they rescue them from forced heterosexual romance.

[goldcrescent]

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

[demonmeganfox]

contender for one of the absolute gayest images i’ve ever fucking seen 

[notkatniss]

this liteallylooks like two lesbians trying to set up their gay friends 

[lasturlontheleft]

Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no hammer, and one eye. 

[doctorbones]

#“also my dad died”

[nowisthewinter]

“Also, it turns out that I have a sister. And the first thing she did was try to kill me and my brother. Which is understandable because she happens to be THE GODDESS OF DEATH. Yes, we have a Death goddess in the family. She did manage to kill all of my friends, along with several hundreds of my subjects though. And she destroyed my entire realm as well. Though Loki and I were able to get some people out on a ship. But then Thanos ambushed us. Then more death and destruction, you know how it is. Screaming. Crying. Bodies everywhere. And it looks like I lost my brother, again. But enough about me. Tony, tell me about this man made out of…spiders? He sounds interesting.”