this is your sign to listen to the bg3 soundtrack

aster (they/them) - spoilers will be tagged by act, so block #act 1, #act 2, and/or #act 3 accordingly. or don't. you're not my dad. unless you are. hi dad

[nineblades]

Disastrous Dyes

A collection of 23 reusable new dyes and dye remover with custom icons.

made a dye mod - check it out if you're looking for more dye options!

[intercal]

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

[intercal]

the whole club was looking at worms

[lady-sapphyre]

Gale after seeing you kill someone in the shadow cursed lands:

[dreadwolfshenangians]

Spin The Wheel for Baldur’s Gate 3 Characters!

Which would you…

Wed

Bed

Befriend

Behead

Voting ended onJun 14, 2024

platonic marriage (wed) option is included. Inspired

[wheretheresawyll]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

[bardnuts]

and then you get to the hospital and the doctors try to kill you

[discountscoobyart]

wyll in a fluffy sweater for your viewing pleasure

[dromaeocore-deactivated20250226]

When Wyll goes to the Shadowfell he's like "I feel like I'm flying!!!!" and also he and Gale canonically love space so. I think they would love to have some silly magic adventure in the Astral Plane :]

[cassieuncaged-deactivated202412]

I made a thing

[nineblades]

hi there! quick question for folks who play with dye mods since I'm in the process of making one of my own:

How many dyes need to be in a dye mod for you to want to download it?

1

2-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

20+

Doesn't matter as long as there's one or two I like.

Doesn't matter as long as there's variety.

Other? (in the tags please!)

Voting ended onMar 12, 2024

I've got 12 so far but mostly brown, gray, and green, so I'm looking for input on whether I should pad it out before I release it.

also if you have suggestions for dyes you want to see (I am not promising to fulfill requests from anyone who is not a mutual) throw them in the replies or a reblog!

[c-53]

Shadowheart x Lae'zel <3 <3 <3

[purplecatghostposts]

Did anyone order a little Wyll being captured and rescued?

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Here is 4K words of Wyll realizing he has friends who will save him should he need it and general Hurt/Comfort goods!!

[kingofpissboots]

Anyone want to hang out with me in the Bhaal pit?

[spelledslots]

Warlocks after a short rest

[danse--macabre]

again, i implore you, be serious. be honest with yourself, be true, look deep within your soul and ask:

which bg3 party member is THE WORST at eating pussy?

Astarion

Gale

Wyll

Karlach

Lae'zel

Shadowheart

Halsin

Minthara

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2024

yes they do all eat pussy

[sister poll: who is the BEST at eating pussy?]

[sorrelchestnut]

(via @akilah12902)

How in the fuck is Astarion winning this. Look no one is arguing that he's happy about eating pussy, it's about as exciting as making small talk with your boss and probably about as emotionally laden, but at least give the man credit for all the fucking practice. Nobody's out here telling sex workers that they're bad at sucking dick just because they do it for a living, y'know? Vaginas are not a magical cavern granting favor only to the more worthy. Give the man some fucking credit, jesus. Impugn his honor if you will but not his goddamn competence.

Personally my vote is for Shadowheart. For all her lines about "short term amusements" I really think she doesn't remember any of the sex she's had. Girl has no relevant practical experience to draw on, it's just a black void and Shar's face like the early-access "no no Mindflayer" that was slapped on all the sex scenes.

What happens in Shadowheart's head when she tries to get a nut.

[danse--macabre]

again, i implore you, be serious. be honest with yourself, be true, look deep within your soul and ask:

which bg3 party member is THE WORST at eating pussy?

Astarion

Gale

Wyll

Karlach

Lae'zel

Shadowheart

Halsin

Minthara

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2024

yes they do all eat pussy

[sister poll: who is the BEST at eating pussy?]

[sorrelchestnut]

(via @akilah12902)

How in the fuck is Astarion winning this. Look no one is arguing that he's happy about eating pussy, it's about as exciting as making small talk with your boss and probably about as emotionally laden, but at least give the man credit for all the fucking practice. Nobody's out here telling sex workers that they're bad at sucking dick just because they do it for a living, y'know? Vaginas are not a magical cavern granting favor only to the more worthy. Give the man some fucking credit, jesus. Impugn his honor if you will but not his goddamn competence.

Personally my vote is for Shadowheart. For all her lines about "short term amusements" I really think she doesn't remember any of the sex she's had. Girl has no relevant practical experience to draw on, it's just a black void and Shar's face like the early-access "no no Mindflayer" that was slapped on all the sex scenes.

What happens in Shadowheart's head when she tries to get a nut.

[danse--macabre]

again, i implore you, be serious. be honest with yourself, be true, look deep within your soul and ask:

which bg3 party member is THE WORST at eating pussy?

Astarion

Gale

Wyll

Karlach

Lae'zel

Shadowheart

Halsin

Minthara

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2024

yes they do all eat pussy

[sister poll: who is the BEST at eating pussy?]

[sorrelchestnut]

(via @akilah12902)

How in the fuck is Astarion winning this. Look no one is arguing that he's happy about eating pussy, it's about as exciting as making small talk with your boss and probably about as emotionally laden, but at least give the man credit for all the fucking practice. Nobody's out here telling sex workers that they're bad at sucking dick just because they do it for a living, y'know? Vaginas are not a magical cavern granting favor only to the more worthy. Give the man some fucking credit, jesus. Impugn his honor if you will but not his goddamn competence.

Personally my vote is for Shadowheart. For all her lines about "short term amusements" I really think she doesn't remember any of the sex she's had. Girl has no relevant practical experience to draw on, it's just a black void and Shar's face like the early-access "no no Mindflayer" that was slapped on all the sex scenes.

What happens in Shadowheart's head when she tries to get a nut.