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Claudia//21//Future neurosurgeon//Very tired Me

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“Someone can be madly in love with you and still not be ready. They can love you in a way you have never been loved and still not join you on the bridge. And whatever their reasons you must leave. Because you never ever have to inspire anyone to meet you on the bridge. You never ever have to convince someone to do the work to be ready. There is more extraordinary love, more love that you have never seen, out here in this wide and wild universe. And there is the love that will be ready.”

— Nayyirah Waheed

[gahdamnpunk]

I SEE NO LIES

[i-like-lots-of-things]

what did we do to deserve Hugh Jackman?

[triwizarded]

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

[carnival-phantasm]

[foulserpent]

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire

[plantparenthood]

are you a .. .horse

[yo-its-matt]

[square-enix]

my dad noticed i was stressed so he 3d printed me a little wooden elephant

[fierceawakening]

this is Good

[eroscestlavie]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[lmaonade]

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

[twitterlols]

[jaidefinichonv2]

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

He just… accepted it. I’m cracking up.

[wet-monsoon]

part of me believes that if you have a weird kink, it’s tolerable as long as it isn’t like… absolutely disgusting/harmful… but then again, i was just contacted by the notorious Deviantart White Bread Fetish guy who wanted me to draw a plump rich blonde blue-eyed white woman with huge titties stuffing her shopping cart full of white bread and i do have to wonder… how much? how much am i willing to tolerate? 

at what point do i just give up?

[ishipmyotp]

I’m sorry the who now

[wet-monsoon]

there’s a guy who sends artists vague commission requests, and upon the artist asking what he has in mind he proceeds to send a detailed request about rich women shopping in a grocery store full of expensive wonder bread and overflowing their carts with it

i dunno if any of the artists he ropes in know that it’s a fetish thing but i knew right away. upon reading it i was like “waaaaait this sounds like that one guy from DeviantArt that was obsessed with wonder bread” and, lo and behold, 

[microsoft-zune]

Okay so I looked on the page and apparently this guy is also very interested in busty white women destroying the environment, specifically with chainsaws

[earthdad]

me: whats up?

some alternative girl with anime character icon: just watering my plants and looking at my cactus they are gentle and smol like me

me:

[setheverman]

what’s the march mood?

[nympah]

[curseworm]

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

[howdymynamesis]

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

[curseworm]

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

[howdymynamesis]

what

[canadianslut]

me: I don’t need a MAN

my sex drive:

[slavery]

My killer: any last words asshole?

Me: Alexa play work by Rihanna