unfunny & personal

abby / unc 21 geo

[wallisninety-six]

Today’s Sunday.

[sixshotstothedome-deactivated20]

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

[wallisninety-six]

Today’s Sunday.

[sixshotstothedome-deactivated20]

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

[xmemorabilia-deactivated2018061]

[cikero]

I can’t stand elon musk’s simp army like okay maybe they could idk pay for a concerted clean up effort with those billions of dollars they have? You can’t just destroy this planet to get to other ones lol. source

[h0odrich]

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

[aegissi]

dark academia

[theasscrackbandit-deactivated20]

mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…

[catchymemes]

[maybeiamfireproof]

[softwaring]

[anarchy-and-love-deactivated202]

Every time this post hits my dash there’s more salty landlords in the comments, die mad leeches lol

[nbadenverweeders]

[954mm]

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

That time of the year again

[forever-slaying]

“You threw a turkey at me” 😂😂

[bantugal]

I love white ppl😍

[psychedelicfelon]

White peoples live lifetime movies 😂😂😂

[sobeitjayt]

LMAO bitch my sides hurt

[nip-name]

*distant screaming*

[april]

subject: my cat

symptoms:

small

makes small noises

small brain (stupid)

diagnosis: baby

course of action: kiss on the head

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions

[of-sights-and-snoots]

I got Barclay a new costume and he is not 100% on board with my humor.

[lonelymountainson]

Fuckin…MELON COLLIE ahhhggghhhh

[teamrocketing]

me talking to an adult about computers: yes babette i know everything. yes its going very quickly. thats bc im familiar with it. just let me - done. you’re welcome

me talking to a tech person my age: do i look like i know what a jpeg is

[artemisfowls]

[bbcshjw]

I think the first reaction of John’s is genuine surprise and some added anticipation maybe or I am imagining it, I don’t know.  While the second reaction is almost mocking in the way that the anticipation of something more the first time didn’t amount to anything, John is married, Sherl died and all.

[ori-dani-deactivated20210421]

my brain, refusing to focus: hm… this paragraph… i do not vibe with it

me, crying: please… please just fucking process the words on the paper

my brain, acting like a dramatic bitch: it’s vibes are wrong. i cannot read it.