Cockroaches are misunderstood.

I'm Alex

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[im-a-red-nose-reindeer]

I love this

[waepenwifestre]

reblog to kinkshame karl marx

[abhorrentafro]

Spoil the ending of your favorite game without any context

[grawly]

[bagelbarton]

There is no ending, you just keep losing money and time.

[animatedtext]

requested by thedremurr

[snoopingasusualisee]

New Ace Attorney character

[violaslayvis]

[tariqah]

She delivered

[snowmean]

So.. Don’t take her advise then

[feverything]

i mean it was “how to murder your husband” not “how to get away with murdering your husband” you get what you pay for

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[gayrea51]

there’s this really disturbing brand of straight humor that like pokes fun at the suffering of gay men in the closet particularly like, older/adult gay men who have families and shit and i see it a lot in jabs towards homophobic politicians and etc like “he’s probably in the closet” “lol someone find his grindr” and it’s just so cruel, first nice job moving the blame for homophobia off of your hetero backs and putting it on closeted gay people, second how is it fucking funny that heteronormativity and homophobia literally force people to go their whole lives pretending to be straight, people in these situations are miserable, being in the closet fucking sucks and that shit increases tenfold when you bring forced relationships into it and im sure it is unbearable once you’ve got kids and shit, how the fuck can you take this pain that these real people feel every day and twist it into material for a fuckin gag

[pochowek]

You spent your most impressionable teenhood days playing fallout new vegas and left 4 dead 2 thats why you all roleplay southerners on the internet. yall this yall that

[weeniebagel]

jokes on you dumbass city slickers i actually am southern

[pochowek]

haha people look hes actually southern

[weeniebagel]

[straightboyfriend]

reasons 2019 is gonna be good:

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[skinofmilkandhoney]

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

[thebootydiaries]

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

[nipplegate]

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[akamxru]

red is such an edgy color but its also like. the color of love and cherries and valentines day and its so lovely and fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you shadow the hedgehog!!!!!!!!

[topazpearl]

[growing-past-me]

They had us in the second half too you fucking coward

[throwbackblr]

[harlequinhatter]

When oppressed classes finally understand that they’ve been  pit  faithlessly against each other, and realize who their true enemy is.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[weheartchrisevans]