NIPTROLLS IS BACK AND READY TO ATTACK

troll select under heavy construction im terrible at keeping up with rps so you have to bug me if i seem online

[pleatedjeans]

via

[pierregrassou]

collection of robots saying “fuck this shit”

[poyzn]

[queenofbraves]

What a time to be alive.

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

[lakesdeadblog-deactivated202009]

ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen

[the-more-u-know]

I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up. 

[letsstickwithsam]

omg it’s the real post, it exists! life complete

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

We shouldn’t have the power

[okaaythislooksbad-deactivated20]

An artifact!!

[mooleche]

[thursday]

my room isn’t “dirty,” mom, it’s ☪☮† soft grunge †☮☪

[byegods-blog]

Advice to the witch children: 1. Step softly.  2. Coat your words in honey, but keep your nails as claws. 3. Listen to the ghosts. 4. Carry always a bird in your chest and a lion in your head. 5. Know that age is not wisdom, and there is as much to be learned from trees as from the books they become. 6. You are not born with a family. Make one.  7. Remember that a thing does not need purpose to have beauty. 8. Do not allow yourself to become chained to logic and order. 9. Revel in chaos, then bend it to your will. 10. Use your wide eyes for watching, your rabbit feet for running, your small size for slipping away unseen. 11. Let them underestimate you. 12. When you open your mouth and frogs leap out, do not be ashamed. 13. You are the changeling children, magic born into small bodies with untried hearts.  Do not waste them.

kem (via punkgods)

[bymichaelji]

[zedrin-maybe]

I decided to do this

[130186]

[niccalsmuds]

‘Shoot to kill’, 2002, featuring Murdoc Niccals as J.T Hennessey.

[storyforsteven]

im so sorry

[onlyblackgirl]

Twitter going in.

[pir-ado]

[trillestgurl]

me and squad

[peace-love-hippieness]

Squad rollin up to tha function

[niptrolling]

Unhealthy Traits the Signs have (Requested)

Aries: Biting nails and not thinking about the price of something when someone else offers to pay. Clinging onto love ones with their lives.

Taurus: Tuning people out in a fight. Taking 5 hour baths.

Gemini: Putting off cleaning their rooms. Worrying about how they look too much.

Cancer: Trying to be everyone's favorite all the time and making up excuses not to go out with friends.

Leo: Thinking about super old embarrassing memories. Never just letting a friendship or relationship die, continues to hold onto every thread of the person.

Virgo: Not brushing their hair then complaining about tangles. Also pretending they have moved on from something but really being broken up on the inside from it.

Libra: Letting school work take up all their time or none of it. Random mood swings of sadness where not even their favorite movie helps them chuckle.

Scorpio: Spending money when they have no money. Just dropping off the face of the Earth for days because of a book or movie series they have been dying to look at.

Sagittarius: Pretending to never be sad. Binge eating when they are in front of the computer or TV

Capricorn: Being fake to strangers to make them look better. Letting their fears control them.

Aquarius: Never texting back. Wanting to see someone but being too scared to ask.

Pisces: Holding everything in because they don't want to be a burden to their friends. Putting things off cause they just found the softest spot on the couch.

[fuckinmiki]

[ilovemissbritt]

Omfg

[yuuhamon-deactivated20130829]

What sort of weird porn am I watching.

[trippedinawellandfellintohell]

My chemistry teacher let me write this on the board

[mammalthings]

SOMEONE EXPLAIN

[angel-moonlight-deactivated2018]

omg

[wiseuplael]

don’t explain it to anyone guys

[sparklehime-blog]

I HATE when people add shit like “don’t explain it to anyone” onto posts like as if it’s cool and funny to make fun of people who don’t understand something? Like fuck you oh man it’s not cute or humorous and it’s such an unneeded comment get fucked