Niq Veilios

I’ve never made a decision in my life and I’m not about to start now.

[shittycryptids]

Creature that lives in your walls but only speaks in OwO

[thatdisasterauthor]

Digging up old photos for fashion research and found this dELIGHTFUL photograph.

I love this man and his tiny donkey.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

that is the face of a man that says “If i don’t hold the baby he is going to do terrible shenanigans to the camera setup before the plates develop”

[benshakir]

Colors of Spirited Away (2001)

color designer Michiyo Yasuda

[grackleclaw]

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

[silverhawk]

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

[wbicepuppy]

no come back ma’am

[spoookiepie]

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

[transmechanicus]

underwater wife

[jambambles]

Underwater love of my underwater life

[gailynovelry]

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

[weaselle]

underwater girlfriend underwater wife underwater love of my underwater life underwater benefits to underwater studies turning underwater sharks into underwater buddies underwater lovers are the partly sharky sirens seen if you’ve achieved degrees in underwater science

[amonsteronmaplestreet]

[twerklina]

I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

[wizardjpeg]

living deliriously

[acidhues]

mushroom chat just dropped

[lastvalyrian]

[normal-horoscopes]

I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad

[curioscurio]

And in the darkness bind them

[blendy-pens]

[jayrockin]

I only use my ability to draw passable horses for evil. Related: centaur equestrianism.

[artofmaquenda]

Took me a while but the Black bear, Allosaurus and Turkey Vulture stardust pieces are now also available as posters and added in my shop :3

https://www.etsy.com/listing/714985107/

[fruitblush]

Prints

[alma-art]

Tadpoles

[niq-veilios]

When I was a little girl, there was this temporary pond where I grew up. Every few years it would rain enough that it would stay full with water long enough for tadpoles to hatch. But it would always dry up before they could become frogs. So one year my mom helped me set up a 50gal water trough to put the tadpoles in. Filled it with water and set up rocks for them to be able to crawl out once they grew legs. I took a broken broom handle and a measuring cup and duct taped them together. I then proceeded to catch as many tadpoles as I possibly could and walk them the 1/4 mile back to my house. I filled that trough with as many tadpoles as I could and made sure to bring some dirt and plants from the temporary pond. I loved watching them grow into frogs. They didn’t all make it, but none of them would have survived if they’d stayed in that tiny, drying pond. When my mom tells me they’ve had a rainy summer, I still worry about who will help the tadpoles.

[gallusrostromegalus]

How do you preserve the food from your garden so it doesn't go bad before you can eat it?

You are wildly underestimating my ability to go fucking feral about fresh produce. I don't think I even brought snap peas into the house last year. Just ate them right off the vine.

Though I did end up freezing the strawberries/blue berries as they ripened, but even those were consumed within the week.

The only tough one was the potatoes, but that was resolved by just foisting potatoes on everyone I knew. Much more welcome than Zucchinis.

[anubidian]

Oh this is why every gardening person I know keeps trying to give me the food they grow

[gallusrostromegalus]

That, and we love you. Homegrown produce is a love language.

Unless it's zucchini. Then it's a cry for help.

[elodieunderglass]

Tomato (June) - I think highly of you; treasured friend

Tomato (September) - you are a warm body that is nearby

Fresh new asparagus - romantic love

Artichoke - fondness

New rhubarb with leaves removed - flirtatious potential

Rhubarb with leaves left on - the bloom is gone

Swiss chard - I have made mistakes

Perpetual spinach - declaration of animosity between our houses

White-fleshed potato - you are a neighbor

Blue or red fleshed potato - as above, but with overtones of camaraderie/affection

Kale - you are a person who was nearby when I had kale

Raspberries - you are a person I admire

Strawberries - you are a treasure

Onion - I am confused

Young French beans or young peas - I thought of you especially

Runner beans - mild criticism; familial ties; gift from parent to child

Pumpkins - overt romantic, sexual or childhood-bestie interest; highest declaration of loyalty

Prettily coloured popping corn, I.e. glass gem - let this seal the breach between our houses

Zucchini/courgette - cry for help, resignation

Novelty pumpkins - marriage proposal

[sosuperawesome]

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[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[niq-veilios]

Am I not the proud owner of some of the CUTEST William Morris patterned leggings? Yes, yes I am. I absolutely fell in love with the Strawberry Thief pattern when I saw it and knew I HAD to find leggings with it. I ended up using Printify to make my own and I couldn't be happier. #craftsman #williammorris #williammorriswallpaper #leggings #leggingsaddict #strawberrythief https://www.instagram.com/p/CKaIMqKFatT/?igshid=4bslspeiq4rh