Oof

Ur mom succ me hard thru me jorts Deku/Pan/whatever pronouns idgaf at this point

[gloorpy]

[kalofi]

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

[alienpapacy]

this is real

[vanerchest]

Happy New Year you all ~

and thank you for watching :'}

[kissyouagainandagain]

[tavwavs]

nobody loves him as much as i do btw

[docma-crm]

🇸🇪

[monkeywiki]

sometimes reading the comments is worth it

[thefruitiestnight]

ASTARION.

[catasters]

[oleworldblues]

"Frozen Tundra" | Modern Warfare III (2023)

[antirpg]

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

[ofide]

good lord

[lifeofcynch]

[ghostaquarius]

[normal-horoscopes]

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

[vonlipvig]

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

[xek-xek]

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

[arirna]

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

[esoanem]

[judgejudyofficial]

topical :/

[goldcrescent]

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

[animefacialrecognitionsoftware01]

Me shouting at my rash ointment

great post everyone

[kowsheennya]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[dragonsareawesome123]

"Why?" "It's complicated. Come with me and-"

Invincible (2021-), 2x04 - "It's Been A While"

[slasherrr0]

[jathis]

King Shit

[webluvbot-deactivated20230307]

the original he wouldnt fucking say that

[gjengangeren]

[orcboxer]

target audience

[mavcancees]

i'm going to be really nice about this but you twitter people need to listen up and understand what i'm about to say

people don't care about your negative shit here. people will block you if you're rude to them, or want to be a petty bitch in asks

i will block you and all of your blogs if you come to my anon being fucking rude. people don't have to pay attention to your stupid shit here. this isn't twitter. you will get blocked

learn to be nice before you're blocked by half the platform

[dailyflicks]

DAILYFLICKS 30K EVENT: FAVORITE 90s FILM PER MEMBER ↳ DEATH BECOMES HER (1992) - Veronika (@mulderscully)

You must make me a promise. The secret that we share must never become public. You may continue your career for ten years. Ten years of perfect, unchanged beauty. But at the end of that time, before people start to become suspicious, you have to disappear from public view forever.

[draconym]

Last night on our way home from performing in a play, my housemates and I noticed this sleepy little red bat on a city windowsill.

Today we came back to the theater to perform the Sunday matinee and she was on the ground. :(

I scooped her up in a shirt and put her back on the windowsill (never touch a bat with your bare hands). She was still there after the show so now we are taking her to the wildlife rehabber.

[draconym]

The warmth of the car has woken up the bat and it is now trying to escape containment. Thankfully I am stronger than a bat.

[draconym]

This bat is mad as hell about being in rehab

We think she'll be fine though.

[fatsexybitch]

Of course she's mad you put her ass in the drunk tank