gayCalamity

I SEE THEN YES YOU ARE CORRECT THIS IS GOING TO BE GAY AS HELL tumblr actually made me read homestuck 21y bi - any pronouns / qualquer pronomes - TME

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

I think that whenever I fuck, a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater-esque score counter should appear at the bottom of my vision and keep track of all the positions and moves I did and provide me with a score complete with multipliers

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Like, I should be able to have a mind-shattwring orgasm and be gasping for breath and in my peripheral vision I can barely make out "LOCK IT UP + IN THE PITS + HUFF IT UP + NOSEGRIND + OVER THE KNEE + SPANKED RED + POP-SHOVED IT IN RAW + BEGGING FOR MORE + TRIPLE KICKFLIP + SACKTAP + EARLY RELEASE + NO DROP SPILLED 18530 x 12.5 GOOD GIRL MULTIPLIER"

[sergle]

ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x

[vireserein]

I made this, and it's cooling right now. Just realized I accidentally ONLY did oreo bits instead of "cut with caramel".

[vireserein]

(I'm super proud that I made this, please reblog <3)

[vireserein]

I made another; Dad wanted it for his birthday.

[segamascott]

we are the daughters of the landmines your grandpa didn't step on

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[corpsegirlimmortal]

Chain lightning is the best wizard spell because you hit one person with a lightning bolt and then OTHER PEOPLE also get hit by a lightning bolt. Literally no downsides to casting it in every situation possible.

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[bluestockingbaby]

[houndmother]

deriding things as performative is anti third space

[houndmother]

im sitting on a patio at my favorite cafe rn and im hand stitching them hem of a dress im working on. and i can see why someone would say im being performative by working on something like this in a public space. but frankly theres no element of that. i just want to work somewhere that isnt my apartment. i want to be in public, i wanna chat with strangers, i wanna see the world. it’s nice to hang out somewhere that isnt my home!

[houndmother]

what i mean is when you say people are being performative you discourage them from doing shit they love in public. and thats no way to foster the world we want to see.

[radiation]

Small mockup/proof of concept of an experimental video technique, one which I have dubbed "Jumpcalm". I am looking to further develop this idea for use in psychotherapy and mental health practices at scale.

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[dangerous-crow-boy]

They could never hurt me in any way that matters. I will not be kept from my calling

[pukicho]

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Thinking about Miku and the IBM 7094 singing Daisy Bell together and trying not to cry

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

I wish I could articulate why it fills my heart with love. Something about 2 very different generations of computer voices singing a very simple song together as equals. Something about how music is one of the first things people wanted to make a computer do. Something about how that has continued all these years later with vocaloids. Something about the simplicity and lack of gravitas given to the situation. It doesnt sound like a studio recording, its just two singers duetting an old song together because singing together is simply a joy that anyone can share with another

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Going to bed but this is the specific video I was thinking of when I made this post and im still crying abt it

[bovineblogger]

hii just in case u didnt know: im fat! and i love my life!

being fat is okay! you can be happy and fat! kill the weight watchers sales rep in your head!

signed, barley. i love you ❤️ fat liberation now!

[strawberrybakura]

hi op i hope it's okay if i add my fat joy and some largefat perspective to this post too

you are never too fat to be loved you are never too fat to be beautiful you are never too fat to be desirable in every way

grabs u by the shoulders if u are already kinda fat but still have an ed. ITS OKAY TO RECOVER AND GET EVEN FATTER I PROMMY YOU WILL BE HAPPIER