Hi I'm Isi

Formerly isixdream

[hemipenal-system]

otherwise medieval european-based fantasy setting that inexplicably has dragon riders who are cowboys

[blood-moth-art]

John whenever Arthur is playing music

[soupdwelling]

malevolent childhood au :)

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Being John must be so crazy your two biggest opps are Nyarlathotep the God of Madness Insanity and Chaos and a little sentient skull who spews fun facts every so often

[worldwright]

arthur "--when I die--"

john, panicking: "IF you die!!"

arthur, audibly deciding not to confront john with his inevitable mortality right this second: "yeah ok fine, IF I die"

[trubirb]

cat!John Pt. 3

I’m thinking way too hard about this.

Things I’ve added:

- Arthur has to make sure all establishments he enters are pet friendly. Though if he absolutely has to go into a place, he just says “uuh, he’s my service cat?” and just keeps walking.

- John really likes being pet, but sometimes the King in Yellow history kicks in and he bites the petter (like a real cat)

- Seeing a guy walk around muttering to himself is strange, but imagine a guy walking around talking to his cat, who sits wrapped around in his shoulders 24/7

- John may have a body in this one, and therefore could potentially help Arthur out in some situations, but usually he is simply too small and fluffy

[prokopetz]

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

[blazeball]

"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"

[wolfythewitch]

Started malevolent, on episode 2

- we started not with a bang but with a whimper

- Arthur does not sound like a word anymore

- that demon in his brain needs to take a chill pill

- I need him tranquilized his shouting is scaring ME

[wolfythewitch]

Staring at Arthur and fighting the urge to

[wolfythewitch]

I'm going to be so fr I didn't realize malevolent was set in the 1930s I thought Arthur just didn't have a phone because he forgor

It also definitely caught me off guard to hear Dollars and Taxi and then Arthur with the British accent. I had to ask my friend to make sure it was British and I wasn't just sleep deprived. I'm awful with accents they can't do this to me please

5 episodes in and he's already in a one month coma this is so funny

[wolfythewitch]

My last two podcasts being tma and tpp is so funny they are allowed 1 fuck per season, meanwhile Arthur Lester and demon John over here is saying fuck every other sentence

[wolfythewitch]

Demon John saying Jesus Christ is so funny babygirl where did you learn that. Does the dark world have Jesus

[wolfythewitch]

Trying to think of a John design but in my mind he's just the worm in Arthur's ear

[wolfythewitch]

this man and babies. i feel like he's done this song and dance before. i feel it in my bones, hes a dad. was a dad? idk. it feels doomed (realization about ep 2? 3? i forgor)

[wolfythewitch]

my proofs my theories my 95 theses

that one piano song at the start sounds like a lullaby? in a horror game kind of way tbh but yeah

he never talks about family ever. not even in passing. i know more about his dead partner than his family

he got weirdly protective over that one baby (i mean. weirdly is a stretch. its a baby. you should try to keep a baby alive)

he knew how to handle the baby. had her in his hands and tried to keep her alive. wanted to 'see' the baby's face before he let her go

but also again. he never mentions family or anything so im assuming if he did have one they're either estranged or dead

but again i could also just be pulling this out my ass

[wolfythewitch]

FAROE. NOTED

[wolfythewitch]

HE HAD A DAUGHTER HE HAD A DAUGHTER I WAS RUGTH I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

[wolfythewitch]

faroe counter: 3!!

humm wait. i know she's dead. and i know he doesnt like talking about. he called out to her. its like that one movie with the girl in the yellow dress . shutter island??

is it his fault faroe's dead

[wolfythewitch]

[wolfythewitch]

[wolfythewitch]

You guys might also enjoy this reaction from twt (screenshot not mine)

[wolfythewitch]

[wolfythewitch]

Anyways I think they're going to be separated by the end of season 2. I almost want to say someone's going to die but like I'm pretty sure there are 3 more seasons after this. anyways they've bonded too much they're too close to each other somethings gonna give godbless the red flags are flagging

[wolfythewitch]

Also this is so funny he really just got pit time. Got put in the prison pit. Fell in a Minecraft hole and didn't have the blocks to build out

[wolfythewitch]

All the important parts of the livetweet 🫡 on to season 3

[rydell]

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

[nixcraft]

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

[caroline-vibecheck]

KillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKill

[alluringapex]

There's a way to remove it~

Go into the power shell

then paste in:

reg add HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot /v "TurnOffWindowsCopilot" /t REG_DWORD /f /d 1

like this

Then restart. Also here is how to turn off the awful search suggestions:

How to Disable Windows Web Search and Speed Up Your PC

Stop the OS from pulling up web results when you just want files and apps.

[venonomnomicon]

incase anyone didnt know there's some great free software to handle disabling windows bloatware without needing to mess with the command line

With the freeware O&O ShutUp10++, unwanted Windows 10 and 11 features can be disabled and the transfer of sensitive personal data onto Micro

O&O AppBuster gives you the control back over your Windows again! Now you decide which apps you want on your computer.

these are a mandatory part of every windows install for me. been using them for years and it's such a lifesaver

[foxofninetales]

Because this has mostly been talked about with Windows 11, heads-up that this installed itself on every Windows 10 computer in our house with this week's update.

[plumerii]

dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

[leonlavender]

Help me create a horror character to draw!

I'll add the other polls soon 👀

1. Choose a weapon

Knife

Axe

Sword

Machete

Crowbar

Part of the character's body, ie. claws

Hammer

Drill

Supernatural power

Voting ended onOct 21, 2024

[leonlavender]

2. Choose clothing

Onesie

Oversize hoodie

Leather jacket

Ball gown

Costume/dress up

Lumberjack shirt

Nude/inhuman creature attire

Suit and tie

Camp counsellor uniform

Hooded robe

Joggers/sweatpants

Voting ended onOct 21, 2024

[leonlavender]

3. Choose an accessory!

Mask

Baseball cap

Chain

Piercings

Make up

Fishnets

Striped socks

Glasses

Beanie hat

Voting ended onOct 22, 2024

[leonlavender]

4. Choose an adjective!

Elongated

Beefy

Blank

Twisted

Ethereal

Staring

Fluctuating

Voting ended onOct 23, 2024

[leonlavender]

5. And finally, choose a theme!

Sea

Neon

Autumn

Retro

Space

Pastel

Animal

Voting ended onOct 23, 2024

Please reblog this once you've voted, I'd like it to reach more people! 😊

[ghost-mantis]

Truck drivers in Michigan have for years smashed into an undersized bridge called The Big Penny. Normal warning signs have not deterred drivers from wedging dozens of trucks into its hungry maw.

So they put eyes and teeth on the bridge, in part as a further deterrent.

It has not worked…

[cazort]

I love how my town did it:

This was iteration 1, BTW.

Now....the orange balls are attached to a detector with flashing signs and if you hit the balls (or even get close to it), the whole thing lights up.

Here is the upgraded version:

Note the wicked low clearance, 8 foot 7 inches.

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[fatsexybitch]

I love the way the split quote makes it read like reallyreallytrying is the one who lives in a cave, etc.

[vaspider]

Right?

[drchucktingle]

lot of great costumes right off the shelf this year

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]