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This account is just me reblogging my hyper fixations | pfp made for me by an old friend 💕

[crestamorph]

[radishnt]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[mothman-misato]

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

[boimgfrog]

Radish. Answer the question radish.

[radishnt]

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

[boimgfrog]

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

[boimgfrog]

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

[catsnraincoats]

Its takes less than a minute

[boimgfrog]

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

[catsnraincoats]

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[boimgfrog]

Like seven minutes

[catsnraincoats]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

[boimgfrog]

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

[pidoop]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

[catfishofoldin99colours]

do none of you own a fucking kettle

[anxietyproblem]

[makorinhitaki]

Piccolo with his sons:

Piccolo with his daugther:

[cloudfox42]

My ideal guy: 💖

Between 5'9 and 8'5

Wears glasses

Loves linguistics and literature

Totally betrayed the Bathysmal Vishaps

Doesn't kill me because he likes me

Optional: Can turn into a flame-flingin' monster

[rizzuo]

So I heard that he change his name to Sanka now--

[strawberryheretic-deactivated20]

☆ Enjou!!

[nomoraamongfivearchons]

Enjou really is one of the funniest recurring genshin characters ever. He shows up, stirs up some trouble, and when you start hitting him too hard he skedaddles with a >:3. His alias have been "above the chasm", "beneath the mountain", and "middle of the valley" like he's some avid mountain climber. He has the funniest EN line delivery in the whole game ("I mean I totally did betray them :3").

[cryptid-candy]

This is the funniest shit that has happened to me on tumblr thank you for making me laugh mystery hater and hateie

[gijipaw]

Zeldris's face as he grabbed Percy.

He wasn't expecting a baby.

[zorria]

Welcome to fatherhood zeldris LMAO

[overlyimmersed]

💖💖💖

[zorria]

THATS HIS BABY SON

[zorria]

LMAO well a human baby did just fall on him so I would also be weirded out too LMAO

[nixie7021]

fair point lol, forgot that was the context

[gijipaw]

Zeldris's face as he grabbed Percy.

He wasn't expecting a baby.

[zorria]

Welcome to fatherhood zeldris LMAO

[overlyimmersed]

💖💖💖

[zorria]

THATS HIS BABY SON

[iheartfurrympreg]

pulled an all-nighter and then promptly passed out, i drew this sometime and have no recollection but i think i get what i was going for

[graveyarrdshift]

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

[overlyimmersed]

Helbram's outfit for this winter!

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[t-r99]

Okay but I would do literally anything for Kitsunezato. He has one of the cutest designs in all of blue lock

i would like to remind you that this dude is the same age as aiku and is older than sae.

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE :3

AND he's voiced by Kajiwara Gakuto, can it get any better than that????

[bluelockblog]