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WORKIN', NINE TO FIVE

Intro post!

well this is long

#bites you bites you bites you #engine noises #intro post #blog intro #introduction #mocra #Duskline Tram #ultrakill #poppy playtime #countryballs #countryhumans #transformers #transformers one #transformers: one #transformers prime #dandy's world #forsaken #Searching for a world that doesn't exist #at the crossroads don't turn left

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 6

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Reminder that if they tie that means they kiss and both move forward

#well

z0mbiecutie

this job fucking SUCKS bro

mental9-to-5

no joke i had this once

molzysketch

nap time with the pebbles :)

#THE CRITTERS

pineappical

cuteness aggression

#oughhghgough sillies #not my art

cheeseanonioncrisps

Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.

Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.

Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.

You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.

You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.

So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.

Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.

Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.

mental9-to-5

rocky can we kill this guy statement

THEY'RE ON THE WAY I PROMISE

#artfight #artfight 2026

imfineyou

mental9-to-5

tf you mean SHITPOST

fuck it man

MY ARTFIGHT USER IS TWENTY_EIGHT

#artfight

haunted-planes

I love drawing ambulances even when they’re not ambulances

tlirsgender

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

tlirsgender

When they're not dangerous like a hunter but dangerous like a spooked horse kicking your skull in

tlirsgender

Let's hear it for prey animal rage let's hear it for killing everyone else in the world before you'll let them catch you

peace-to-the-silent-knight

my caine plush came in today.

#Ooahouagagaghhh my godddd my babyyyy my sonnn my childdd

SHIT IM BEHIND SCHEDUL

#250 posts #tumblr milestone

nihilisticlinguistics

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

the-haiku-bot

The Rodeo Rule:

you only have to do it

for the first time once.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mental9-to-5

i love you haiku bot. This is going on my wall.

hey y'all

I have a side acc (@/gutandcompany)

It's specifically for voreposting

Please don't look at it

This account will be separate from my main, so it's not really anything major except that this and that are the same person

#Voreposting #vore blog #Voreblr #It might count as #extreme cuddling #but idk if it counts given it'll be open to any (reasonable) age with warning of possible nsfw and the creator of the extreme cuddling tag #has said something about minors only but I can't find the post again

If I got the rights to a Minecraft movie it'd be a horror movie called CREEPER and the tagline would be Aw, man! And it'd be a properly animated movie reminiscent of Animation Life from black plasma studios

#Animation life #Black plasma studios #Creeper aw man!#Creeper minecraft #Minecraft creeper