unexceptional

This is just my random shit blog. Asks are always open! She/her

[greelin]

friday the 13th is happening yet again this year folks and this time it's during october.. and isn't that the sexiest thing

[theironman]

‘’yall need to chill’’ says me, who isn’t chill, not even a little bit.

[thysilus]

[me internally while someones talkin to me] wow they Really Think i kno wats goin on rn…

[world-of-cats]

[sashayed]

[toto-africa]

I got a rainbow bracelet and I said ‘haha look its gay like me!’ And my step mom flipped out and started saying “UMMMMMM Its a bracelet???? It can’t be gay, things CANT be gay”

Did I strike a sensitive, hetero nerve Pamela? lmfao

[cordialcryptid]

Straights: this is a girl cup and this is a boy cup and you can tell because of their colors and look! They’re in love!:))) U: ha ha gay bracelet Straights: ITS A BRACELET ITS AN INANIMATE OBJECT IT CANT HAVE A SEXUALITY

[anthonyamorim]

when ur mom randomly freaks out on you for no reason

[calellon]

if ur rich and feel like spoiling a total stranger on the internet u need to speak tf up

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[this-charming-cam]

[meii-deactivated20220422]

sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed

[egberts]

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

[astrolopy]

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

[egberts]

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

[abilify-deleted-deactivated2017]

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

[did-you-know]

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

[william-snekspeare]

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

[only1600kids]

[schrodingers-science-ho]

Need

[qualitees]

You can get it here!

[pohtaytoes]

What about one that says I’m bi?

[qualitees]

There is one like that too

[blueglitterdonut]

What about other sexualities?

[qualitees]

Sexuali-tees available as requested for those who are pan, ace, queer, lesbian, demi and trans! 

[fanofrandomfandom]

okay but where’s my “I’m ????” tee at?

[qualitees]

Right here 

[itslikethatnowhuh]

My ‘I’m queer’ shirt came in and I absolutely love it

[dean-winchesters-clit]

Just got my “I’m Lesbian” shirt and I’m wearing it tomorrow

[cool-nerd-stuff]

I got my I’m Queer tee last weekend and then wore it while spending time with my mom. When she noticed it she was like “but you’re not??” And I told her “actually…”

And she proceeded to ask questions about LGBT+ and me and all the things she didn’t understand and she didn’t treat me any differently and it was the best day in years

[world-of-cats]