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My fanfics
Just realized i liteally made this blog for the sake of my fanfics but i never actually posed abt them...
So here ye go
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
My A/B/O Beta Robert au with Omega vers on its way (+ Z-Team pov)
Which will be coming soon (Z-Team pov. Omega ver after)
and my fav trope "dating your secret identity"
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.
and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade
Idea that is very unrelated yet perfect
Young Robert: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Young Robert: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Young Robert: I also want to softhack his circuits. Young Chase: I literally could not give less of a shit but never fucking say anything as frightening as that ever again.
How it went in my head
was originally just gonna post it like this but i got carried away and colored the whole thing
holy shit i forgot roberts freckles (nvm fixed it)
Robert would catch so many strays in an game of never have I ever.
Team Z would also break their necks with the speed they would turn to him when he takes a sip for an action that was meant for another member.
Prism: never have I ever dangled someone out of a window to get I information!
Flambae: oh fuck you-
Robert, taking one long sip:
Team Z:
I'm gonna start calling Flambae x Robert
BaeMech because it sounds like Baymax
(Big hero 6 my beloved)
I have to confess... I love rarepair/cross/crack shippingmy favorite characters.
Why am I thinking abt Wade Willson x Robert Robertson.
(I have more fav characters but this is the first ship I've made for Robert)
Idk what their shipname would be though.
Mechadead??? Mechapool??? Deadman??? DeadMech???
Trying to re-vamp my writing and release a new chapter but I can't stop cringing at myself because I was so adrenaline-higj 🥹
Procrastination is a bitch because I COULD yk. Write the fanfic I rlly wannaw rite... Or I could sleep for 24hs..
Oh also I got a beta reader (got one awhile ago but forgot to post...)
One of my favorite nsfw hcs for mechabat specifically
is both of them in the throes of passion, Sonar— so fucking giddy at having Robert fall apart in his arms going “yeahh that’s right Robbie-“ and then Robert “titanium hole grip” Robertson just freezes and grabs him by the neck, pulling him close with an intense, wide eyed, blank stare “Call me that again and I’ll snap your dick off” before going back to moaning.
Sonar is very much afraid but also
Saw your medieval ball post for the z-team and may I suggest reverse Cinderella? Where Robert meets the z-team and is encouraged to sneak out to do something fun that his father would not approve of? It just reminded me of Cinderella, but instead of an abused girl sneaking to a royal ball, it’s a ton of non royal (maybe thief’s or something) sneaking into a ball and then sneaking a royal boy out of the ball.
This is actually such a silly idea.
(This also gives me an idea of Z-Team "kidnapping" Robert for money, but he's really just going willingly)
Any time someone says the Z-Team pass Robert around, I know they mean sexually/in a polycule way, but my brain ALWAYS conjures divorced parents dropping off the kids
And, like, they can still be doing it so sexually, but I can’t help but imagine them telling each other things
Flambae: Remember, he has to eat the meat and the vegetables. Protein and vitamins!
Prism: Bitch, I know. Did he pack his shampoo?
Flambae: I packed cause he “forgot.” Bitchass didn’t forget. Make sure he uses every last fucking drop of it
Or
Punch Up: We worked out biceps today so make sure he put the heat pad on. Make sure he stretches before you do anything
Malevola: Got it. And don’t worry, Sonar won’t give him any hard drugs
Sonar: Yup. Only weed. That medicinal kind, too
Stuff like that
Robert Robertson isekaied into a dating sim
Where he either knows abt the dating sim or has no idea wtf is going on.
Cue him breaking plot, making cast fall in love with him, then fighting over him.
Till they figure out polyamory and gang bang.
Idk what type of au/dating sim though.
School?
Medieval type shit?
Office???
Idk
Don't mind me. Just procrastinating revamping and updating my fics while thinking about how a swap au where Robert is the one with powers and the Z-Team are powerless, and he's still their dispatcher.
I do have few things I do know to be true.
Robert is a technopath.
Team-P(olycule) is a must have.
And that's about it.
Help me.
SCP! Poly Z-team AU
Former Site Director Robert Robertson loses the one thing that has kept him safe from anomalous entities— SCP-728 (Also designated as the “Astral Pulse”. ) and gets demoted to another facility.
Led by Site Director Blazer, Robert is now charged of trialing the Pheonix program — a group of SCPs that the foundation believe have the potential to be useful Thaumiels (SCPs that contain / neutralize other dangerous entities) .
Very loose Thoughts rn but:
Robert is very much a regular non powered human.
SCP- 728 / The Astral Pulse appears as a metal bracelet that can snap outward into a full armored/ combat exoshell whenever the wearer is in imminent danger— However every deployment of SCP-728 triggers extreme pain and fatigue. The only reason Robert was authorized to use this was bc his father and grandfather (O5 members) & had passed it down.
Each member is an SCP of course. There will be funny cracky polycule hijinks but I think it would be interesting if the z-team were genuinely dangerous to Robert at first and he had to essentially learn them to survive them.
Will be picking and choosing everyone’s powers on vibes. For example Flambae will be very close to his dispatch power set (controls the fire and the flame and his skin does not burn—) while someone like Coupe is a revised SCP-087 (bc honestly that’s just cool!)
Don’t have anything concrete for the others yet so feel free to fine me ideas!
Omg imagine that Robert, as a site director , was the one who contained Flambae. Love the idea of Robert being a site director of Keter level entities. Either those who are truly repugnant / evil or whose consciousness rivals more like gods. Just very much far from humanity.
So Robert becomes ruthless— his staff call him a machine. He doesn’t mind, that’s what’s needed to protect the world. It’s what his family legacy means. But it also means he hasn’t had much experience with SCPs who are just as tragic as they are dangerous. Whose humanity is being actively stripped by the system Robert participates in.
So yeah, maybe when he hears of another facility being attacked by a dangerous fire user he doesn’t talk to him.doesn’t ask the man why he’s actively targeting different facilities. He treats him like any threat and corners him, contains him. The man losing fingers during the take down seems to be of little consequence for protecting people.
And also yeah , when he’s demoted and actually forced to talk to the z-team, become friends with entities that used to be simple files in his desk he starts feeling guilt. They’re dangerous and terrible and they laugh and have wants and they’re so very scared.
"Oh my gosh I can finally work on my fanfic that's been in hiatus for wayyy to long!!! Lets go-"
"Medieval" masquerade ball au.
("Medieval" because it will definitely not be period-accurate)
Like okay brain. Okay.
Au where Robert's dad holds a masquerade ball which Team-P(olycule) break in to dance with the prince (Robert) in secret because they either 1. Are a tsundere (*cough cough Flambae cough cough*) 2. They aren't royalty themselves (*cough cough all of them cough cough*) 3. Just wanna go to a ball ( :3 ) now
(Because I totally can't do it myself)
Yk how animals are somehow able to sense illnesses, death, blah blah.
I profess Dispatch but Robert has a deadly illness/obtains a deadly illness.
Robert as a child is diagnosed with a deadly illness that cannot be cured (bonus points If Grandbob/Daddybob/Grandbob & Daddybob had illness before).
He gets the mindset that it doesn't matter how dangerous the situation he's facing is, he's already gonna die so he might as well handle it for "healthier" people.
One day he's sitting in ally patching himself up as a dog starts walking up to him and curling into his lap, he tries to bring it to a shelter or sm but the dog somehow breaks up and finds him.
Cue poly-cule Z team (because I can't live without it) slowly falling for him, and he's scared to tell them.
Reveal scene where he either reveals he's Mecha man and his illness or doesn't reveal he's Mecha man and instead reveals his illness.
***
He's back as Mecha man (or he's still just a dispatcher who's going on side-quest that he shouldn't be on) and he's fighting this villain, them BOOM, toxic air-borne chemicals seep into his Mech (inhales or touches the chemicals somehow as dispatcher)
He gets checked out and it turns out the chemicals were some super dangerously experimental virus(or sm).
And since it was only experimentally there is no cure for it/no known cure.
Cue Beef suddenly being super affectionate towards Robert and the Z-Team brushing it off or commenting on how cute Beef is.
(Robert tells team about illness if he's Mecha man to them, but doesn't if he's just Robert)
also just realized while typing all this. IS THAT WHY BEEF WAS ALWAYS WITH CHASE. DID THE DISPATCH WRITERS DEADASS DO THIS BECAUSE OF THIS. OR AM I JUST EMBRACEING THE MATPAT WITHIN.
