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barty, who is terrified of dying and death in general but wanted nothing more than to die before evan because he couldnt imagine life without him, crouch jr
evan, who wanted to die since he was a kid but found barty and suddenly found the want to live, rosier
Based on how he was raised I imagine Regulus is always covered in 2 layers at least if not 3-4. and Based on their friendship dynamic I think Barty would make ‘he’s naked!’ Jokes when Regulus so much as wear shorter socks that show a bit as he walks.
Regulus: *loosens his tie and undoes his collar after an extra long day at classes*
Barty: okay whore
Reblog and put in the tags how many pieces of jewelry you wear on a daily basis (like rings, piercings, necklaces, bracelets, etc.)
#sixormorebraclets #onering #3peircingsbutmorewillbeaddedsoon #onenecklace
Regulus: Hold the fuck up
Sirius: What?
Regulus: Me
Regulus: I'm the fuck up
Regulus: Hold me
Sirius: *BROTHERLY CONCERN INTENSIFIES*
Regulus: What happened??
Evan: Al I heard was, 'I swear it'll be funny' and then we were in jail.
Barty: *Laughing in the background*
Remus: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
James, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don't.
Reblogs were turned off but I wanted to be able to find this again
*one time in fifth year*
Sirius: Ughh... i want to get a piercing so bad.
Regulus: get it then
Sirius: as if i can hide anything from that bitch
Regulus: You can if you tried enough
Sirius: and how do YOU know that
* Regulus sticking out his tongue to show a piercing *
Sirius: holy shit...
Regulus: I also have a tattoo on my back
Baby Harry, pointing at James: Papa
Regulus: Yes sweetheart, very good!
Baby Harey, pointing at Regulus: Dada
James: YOU ARE SO BRILLIANT OH MERLIN I HAVE THE MOST INTELLIGENT CHILD-
Baby Harry, pointing at Remus: Fuck!
Regulus: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU LUPIN!
Sirius: LANGUAGE! I doubt that you know BUT there is a BABY!
Regulus: No I doubt that YOU and YOUR HUSBAND know that THERE IS A BABY!
James, clearly enjoying the drama between these three: So, you're gonna run or something?
Remus: Yeah, totally gonna do that, bye
Baby Harry: Fuck!
Regulus: I'm gonna be a MURDERER
Gerard: We have your son. Peter: I don’t have a son. Gerard: you are labeled Daddy in his phone? Peter: oh, Stiles! My condolences. Please try to die quickly, his dinner's almost ready. Gerard: Wait, then what's your actual dad saved as? Stiles, whistling: Sheriff *Sound of sirens, police open up!* Noah : Stiles why am I saved as Sheriff Dilf-inski in your phone? Stiles :.....that's not my phone Chris : Oops my bad, grabbed the wrong phone
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regulus speaks so oddly. sirius will ask him why he doesn’t wear his contacts or glasses and he’ll claim, “the blur of the world appeals to me” and sirius is convinced he’s not a real person because who talks like that??
essential - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 226
"...and the last and most essential step.."
Slughorn was droning on and on. James had lost interest long ago, staring off into the distance, trailing his quill on his paper in random doodles as he allowed his mind to wander to much more pleasant topics. Topics he couldn't help but obsess over as of late.
Dark hair. Piercing grey eyes. A grumpy frown.
He wasn't paying attention.
Which is why he was truly socked when he gazed down to his own paper and saw the words RegulusRegulusRegulus scrawled over and over across his notes.
Fuck.
He glanced to his right at Sirius, but thankfully his best friend looked just as zoned out, so he quickly turned the page and dropped his quill before resuming his day dream.
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Staring off into space, Sirius allowed himself ample time to think about Remus's eyes. What color were they, exactly? Brown, obviously. But brown like the trunk of a tree? Brown like mahogany?
He turned to James to ask him, only to see his friend also daydreaming, doodling in his notebook.
RegulusRegulusRegulus
Sirius nearly snorted aloud at the sight, biting at his lip hard to keep quiet. James had always been obvious, but this took the cake.
Wait! Cake! Like, chocolate cake! Remus's eyes were brown like chocolate!
He began to stare off again, once again picturing Remus's eyes.
It's all about the Hair
Regulus: *enters the Marauders dorm*
Sirius: Ah, look who it is! What happened? Did they stop funding the arts for you gothic kids?
Regulus: *head down*
Sirius: What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
Regulus: *looks up at him*
Sirius: *knows smth is wrong* What happened?
Regulus: ...Malfoy said my hair makes me look like a girl.
Sirius:
Regulus: And that my eye color is stupid cuz it's not a real color.
Sirius:
Regulus: *sniffles* I'm not a girl.
Sirius: *takes a deep breath and takes Reg's hands* Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
Regulus: *shakes his head*
Sirius: *leads him to his bed and wraps him up* How 'bout I get us some cocoa and we'll talk shit about those other Slytherins?
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Two days later:
James: Hey, did you hear?
Remus: What?
James: Malfoy is balding.
Peter: What?! How
James: Dunno. No one has the actual answer. Some say it was an accident and he burned his hair, or that it's a spell gone wrong, or he was being punished.
Remus: Yikes
Peter: Wow
James: I know...wish I could've thought of that sooner, it's genius!
Sirius, coming to the table: Hey, fellas. What's up?
Remus: Malfoy's balding
Sirius, who definitely had nothing to do with it: Ha! It serves him right.
Regulus, coming over: Sirius, I think we switched bags yesterday. This one has your chocolates
Sirius: Oh, thanks, Reggie
James: *looks over at Regulus* Wow...
Regulus: What?
James: I see your brothers day out to Hogsmeade was a success. Nice haircut.
Sirius: Yep. Now, you can see his pretty eyes better.
Peter: You look really nice, Regulus.
Remus: Yeah. You look a lot more you.
Regulus: *smiles* Thank you
I don't usually like the obliviation headcanon but bc I have a bit of a soft spot for platonic regumary before the war) especially if they bonded through Lily) I like to think that due to the complexity of the spell she was left with just some vague memories of the world and really sparse details because she just couldn't get rid of them without the spell being powered by an outside potency ingredient.
So when she'd woken up from the spell she found a note in her handwriting which said 'trust him' so when two people show both individually show up at the door begging her to trust them and swearing that they are the honest one she doesn't know what to do
She knows instinctively that there is one of them she should trust and one she shouldn't but she can't figure out which and they both give off a slightly weird feeling like there is an uncomfortable history between them
She remembers that the dark mark means someone is bad but they both have it so it doesn't help at all
She can't go to anyone for help bc they've both mentioned that they're meant to be dead and she doesn't want to accidentally get the right one killed or arrested
In Peter's pov she's always going to choose him because they were such good friends in school and to her knowledge she'd never said a word to Regulus so why would she not trust him?
Regulus is stressing because he's trying to get her trust while also not pressuring her and also not even believing himself when he says he's a good person
She knows that she must have written that before she lost her memories but she can't figure out why or who it was about
She's sitting there trying to pick who is the safe man and they're both SWEATING
She picks Reggie t the end ofc bc im not evil
Meanwhile Remus is just chilling on the other side of the country
Moonwater where Remus is like 'I'll only come back to teach at school if my husband can come with me' bc they'd gotten all codependent the second they reconnected after the war and reg is allowed to go with him but has to be in animagus form the whole time so Remus quickly becomes the cool dada teacher with the huge lion familiar
Reg, melting into the bed: today was so exhausting 😔
Remus: oh yes, Reg, it must be so difficult laying around licking your paws all day
Reg: it is actually
Why do people act like smart Barty and cool Barty have to be one or the other
Can he not be both?
Are you not allowed to be alt and clever?
Do my hair dye, sense of style, and facial piercings cancel out my A* grades? Nobody warned me of this
Give me barty who sits for hours on end with Dorcas making his own punk clothes and shouting about hating the ministry then showing up to class with his green streaks of hair and gauged ears and getting 99% on everything without listening to a word of what was said
Give me the barty everyone is intimidated by in the corridors just sitting silently in the library chewing his quill and researching a brand new incantation
Counter-culture doesn't mean stupid 🙏
He's me and I am him
Evan: I love you, I really do, but we can't date Barty: What? Why? Evan: Because what happens if we break up? Barty: ... Barty: ! Barty: Who gets Regulus in the divorce?! Evan: Exactly!
