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"what's this blog for then ?" you might be asking. your guess is as good as mine ! (like literally everything else)
I FUCKING WHAT ??
OP turned off reblogs so here have a screenshot.
as someone who has been deeply invested in both newtmas and byler since i was a child, comparing the two is genuinely insulting.
will is a queer character who has been called slurs by his own father and bullies in school for as long as he can remember. he was kidnapped and sexually assaulted at the age of 12. he has been in love with his best friend since he was 13 years old and he feels deeply ashamed of this fact. this is CANON.
he finally built up the courage to tell mike about his feelings after moving away, poured his feelings out on the canvas to give mike a painting because he knows he loves his art. then the time comes and mike is having problems with his girlfriend, and will sets aside his own feelings to try and fix it. he’s made to suffer in order to save a failing straight relationship.
(this also sets up the cyrano trope, except it doesn’t go anywhere or pay off in any way, so it’s just narrative queerbait)
a year and a half after this he is STILL deeply in love with mike and witnesses queer love for the first time. it gives him HOPE. he asks his new lesbian friend many questions about how to know if someone likes you back, and immediately tests out her tips to see if mike reciprocates, to which mike has a very ambiguous non-reaction.
cue a heartfelt scene between our two queer characters where she helps him come to terms with the fact his queerness is not wrong and he should accept himself regardless of if the person he’s in love with reciprocates or not. with newfound hope and courage from this scene, he unlocks his powers and we see a flashback to the first time he met the person he is in love with.
EVERYTHING points to him finally building up the courage to be honest about the painting, no ?
except that does not happen. will is put in a supernatural trance and tortured, shown images of his assault and his fear and shame over his own queerness is used against him. he is forced to come out to a room full of people he barely knows, because he’s terrified the villain will use his fear against him. and then he downplays his own love for his best friend as “a crush” and insists he’s gotten over it. (mind you, it has been maybe 24 hours)
do these situations sound REMOTELY the same ??
newt had some queer coding going on, sure, but was he canonically pining for thomas for years on end ? did he get assaulted and then have that same person use his queerness against him ? hell, newt wasn’t even intended to be queer. james dashner agrees with the reading of him as queer now after listening to fans, but it was never intended to be in the text. and newtmas was NOT. QUEERBAIT.
you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
Rebloggin in hopes I pay more 🎀
HEY TUMBLR WHAT’S WITH THIS HMMM
FUCK YOU I’M REBLOGGING THIS
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@moreau29
hey funny yellow guy give us your input on the recent events
Hahah
wait what happened
The most moderate prominent right wing figure was shot and killed
Charlie Kirk was murdered in cold blood at the age of 31, leaving behind his wife and young children.
May he rest in peace, and may every person who celebrates this horrific act of political violence one day feel ashamed of their ghoulish actions and repent.
For years I've seen a nonstop deluge of right wingers cracking jokes and cheering for the murders, suicides and oppression of vulnerable and marginalized groups. I've seen these same people laugh at the deaths of the other party. I've seen Charlie Kirk at every turn adamantly support the continued genocide of tens of thousands of fatherless children in Palestine. Not once do you express shame with going along with this rhetoric, a rhetoric that casually and willfully allows the continued slaughtering and induced hate crime of an innumerable number of people -- and yet you expect me to feel shame for being glad that the spewer of this vitriol is no more?
GIVE US SQUARE ICONS BACK MY TUMBLR LOOKS WRONG NOW
This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life
I AM WHEEZING
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG
Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.
Putting this here because apparently Tesla wants it taken down and the og post was already deleted.
I saw a news story about how Teslas were slowing down early for a junction and it turned out the STOP signs were about 50% bigger than regular, and the car brain which has no LIDAR or other depth sensing tech other than smooshing several camera inputs together was just assuming the signs were closer and so needed to be stopped sooner.
lol, lmao etc but someone in the comments posited 'Hey maybe a TESLA just sees a child as an adult who is further away and thus there's no need to brake just yet' *THUD*
It's just Muskbrained enough to be the truth.
New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
Also, humanoid signs like Aquarius, Gemini, and Virgo absolutely cannot date animal signs. That is interspecies erotica coded fucko and animals CANNOT CONSENT.
Aries, Capricorn and Taurus dating each other make me sick, they're all bovidae it's so obviously incest I-- 🤢
If you date a gemini that's polyamory-coded
So I'm just supposed to be celibate forever then-?
Don't be silly! Sexuality is to be celebrated and love is love after all! You just have to accept that however you're doing it will be awful and problematic in some capacity, miring you in a constant low-level state of shame and guilt that can and will be weaponized against you at any time, should someone somewhere take offense to any of your actions or just your face. This process is enlightened and progressive and definitely not repackaged Original Sin
hey @beemovieerotic! what.
Yeah. it's a lot to get into but tldr: there's an energy crisis in Monstropolis because humans are having fewer children, who monsters need to scare for electricity - so the CEO sets up a secret division of Monsters Inc (the Fuck Floor) where they fuck horny adult monsterfuckers to produce screams.
In the human world, the CIA under the leadership of president Marianne Williamson launches ICUM, the Intelligence Center for Understanding Monsters, where trained agents honeypot monsters to gain intel on the monster world.
Sulley gets sent to the Fuck Floor and he's sent through the closet to our protagonist Oakley who's part of the CIA, and they end up catching feelings for each other.
As part of the worldbuilding, both the monster and human worlds have become heavily involved in astrology:
I won't spoil everything but Williamson's secret service aka the Astral Warriors have to find out Sulley and Oakley's star signs to determine the fate of the two worlds.
thank you tumblr user @beemovieerotica for elevating this post. or detruding it. one of these. at any rate the post level has definitely been changed in a significant way
Yeah, machine learning can be kinda neat. But you know what’s even better? Actual learning
“After countless hours of research and development performed by our country’s top scientists, our company has developed a realistic AI human voice indistinguishable from the real thing that can respond to phone calls is real time”
Incredible. I was doing that when I was six years old. How much money did you spend on this
”Our AI admin’s intelligent response system allows it to take messages, summarize and generate emails, and enter and edit calendar events!”
Your thirty billion dollar Hazbro speak-and-spell set my in-person appointment to the wrong time zone without telling anyone and then told me and the company rep that I was wrong about what country I’m in
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
