Nobody Will Break You

Hey! i'm Brittany, i'm 25 years old. im Canadian. This blog has been with me for longer than I'd care to admit.

[galindaelphaba]

SELENA GOMEZ in ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING 1.02

[mediumsizedboy]

[someboredloser]

*touches the soil* Something terrible happened here.

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap

it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka

and they really did interview him

and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along 

and they noted that

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

@afloweroutofstone​

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6515270-LEOPOLD-Secret-Service-FOIA-Eminem.html enjoy

[afloweroutofstone]

I’m sorry to report that this is a W for Eminem

[morepopcornplease]

get on your feet.mp4

[counterpunches]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[bunkey]

the fact that biden cant landslide an impeached president responsible for a massive lethal disease outbreak shows how fucking pathetic he really is

[biglawbear]

Biden has over 70 million votes, which is the most of any Presidential candidate in history. He's leading Trump by 4 million votes.

He came very close to flipping Texas, Georgia, and North Carolina.

The take is that 1) the electoral college is fucked up and 2) white supremacy and hate are extremely strong motivators for this country's right wing, not "Biden is pathetic," you fucking dimwit

[moldlover]

i lov goofy boys thats so my type

[qcrip]

Gawrsh a-hyuck

[demilypyro]

Someone: “People would never do anything without monetary gain”

Dungeon masters, Minecraft players, fanfic writers:

[demilypyro]

You’re so right

[firebirdeternal]

Wikipedia editors Community moderators for discord servers, forums, and twitch channels Animal shelter volunteers People who put back extra carts at the grocery store People who pick up litter while they’re on a jog or walk to throw it away  Humans Do Things. We dedicate a certain amount of our thing-doing capacity to making sure we survive, and in the society we’ve constructed that means Worrying about Money. But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.

[moonie-love]

But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

[argumate]

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

Grain-stealing thots

[esoanem]

I’m trying to steal your granary but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my decorated ass cheeks keeps alerting Hesiod

[thatsbelievable]

[phloxy-foxxy-deactivated2022062]

Impossible decision

[hollowboobtheory]

I have been sitting on this since November of 2016

[littlehobbit13]

FINALLY, IT’S TIME

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

[oldfilmsflicker]

[closet-keys]

Me and my gf decided this is the best euphemism for LGBTQ we’ve ever seen

[tmtm-tcb]

You can tell when lgbtq storylines are written by lgbtq people. This show is just everything. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[no-chill-at-all]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Whoa.