[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[papayajuan2019]

he died of a fully healed heart. there was nowhere for his hurt to go.

[unfuckablebogtroll]

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

[slavery]

We smoking boobs in 2017

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

take me back. i’ll be grateful this time

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[offspring]

when i die i want my remains disposed of "buffet style"

[loveridden1999]

i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either

[deanwinchesterapologist]

something either is or isnt happening to me

[orpheuslament]

more men should be on their knees begging desperately. like in general

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

[thepiperatthegatesofdawn1967]

at least the colour green exists

[zmpl]

gen z new yorker: hey i’m gooning here!

millennial new yorker: hey i’m fapping here!

brony new yorker: hey i’m clopping here!

Text post by @zmpl ©️2026. All rights reserved.

[gursevraq]

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

[brakvrack]

FINALLY I GET TO SHARE THIS PICTURE

[friend-crow]

I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.

At least give me a fucking transcript.

[letmefixthatforyou]

I can read faster than you can talk and these videos are wasting my time.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

anyway. in the grocery store, a berrypilled fruitcel like me [stops to think for a moment about what "fruitcel" implies] actually i've never had feelings like that about fruit before. it was an inappropriate statement