[nobroom-blog]

IM ALIVE EVERYONE !!!

[nobroom-blog]

     hey, guys !! the reason i’ve been absent here is because i have a multimuse ahs blog that i just finished !! please consider following, since i’m spending a lot of time there !!

[nobroom-blog]

     hey, guys !! the reason i've been absent here is because i have a multimuse ahs blog that i just finished !! please consider following, since i’m spending a lot of time there !!

[cutmyballsoff-deactivated201708]

                             I     CAN’T     FAKE     CRAZY.

[whoarei]

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

[aphrene]

BUZZFEED  UNSOLVED  SENTENCE  MEME.

-  ‘ hey there, demons, it’s me, ya boy. ‘ -  ‘ hey, ghouls! the boys are here! ‘ -  ‘ this is like satan’s cement butt hole. ‘ -  ‘ here we go! rock and roll, buckaroo! ‘ -  ‘ can i use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with? ‘ -  ‘ maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ‘ -  ‘ my fart scared you! ‘ -  ‘ fuck that demon, he’s whitewashing the history of this house. ‘ -  ‘ whatever, demon’s racist. i don’t respect that demon. ‘ -  ‘ oh… i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot. ‘ -  ‘ what do you mean it’s not a ghost? ‘ -  ‘ it’s not a ghost. ‘ -  ‘ shadows do tend to follow you, though. that’s sorta how they work. ‘ -  ‘ it’s not even a good poem, it’s just weird. ‘ -  ‘ you’re telling me those architects used math? ‘ -  ‘ knock me down with a feather! ‘ -  ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the hell up. ‘ -  ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the fuck up. ‘ -  ‘ i stepped it up with a meaner curse word. ‘ -  ‘ oh shit, what up, i’m taking a selfie with some demons! ‘ -  ‘ hey ghosts, tussle my hair! ‘ -  ‘ every time we get sad, let’s show a picture of the dog. ‘ -  ‘ that’s a good dog. ‘ -  ‘ i’m not the biggest believer in bigfoot. ‘ -  ‘ that’s a guy i would wanna share a cold one with. ‘ -  ‘ you’re a coward! ‘ -  ‘ look at his beady, little eyes. ‘ -  ‘ we’ve really done it now, haven’t we? ‘ -  ‘ how dare they dispose of my body! they should leave it in the hallway to rot! ‘ -  ‘ am i a ghost hunter? ‘ -  ‘ i took an improv comedy class once. ‘cause i’m a white guy. ‘ -  ‘ i always gotta… gotta think about stuff, you know? ‘ -  ‘ now you’re acting like a detective and not a jackass. ‘ -  ‘ alright, just to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ‘ -  ‘ i think the moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ‘ -  ‘ i never said i wanted to murder you! this is a hypothetical situation! ‘ -  ‘ you want to kill me! ‘ -  ‘ well, if it’s any consolation, you look like an idiot. ‘ -  ‘ if i step on a… a fly? does a fly’s ghost… stay around? ‘ -  ‘ if you slit my throat tonight i’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that. ‘ -  ‘ i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake right now. ‘ -  ‘ that’s my… my darn sandwich. ‘

[nobroom-blog]

SO im reviving the ahs rp fandom one muse at a time #hurricanefiona and HAVE A MULTI UNDER CO !! if y'all have any muse requests then hmu because im all about underplayed muses

[nobroom-blog]

My favorite character: *exists*

Me, having no concept of liking things in moderation: I would die a thousand deaths for you

[undineboy-blog]

when u piss off ur short friend

[nobroom-blog]

     if you like to roleplaying with me or seeing me on your dash, please consider following my season 6 oc, eleanor !! she’s currently a wip but i just have a little bit more to write in her about page !!

[lostoneee]

[nobroom-blog]

     if you like to roleplaying with me or seeing me on your dash, please consider following my season 6 oc, eleanor !! she’s currently a wip but i just have a little bit more to write in her about page !!

[rpmemesandprompts-blog]

Send "❤" For my muse to kiss yours.

[nobroom-blog]

i’m rewatching the seven wonders and am CRYING because it shows misty dancing in the greenhouse i miss her SO MUCH she deserved so much better

[nobroom-blog]

madison: *breathes* cordelia:

[nobroom-blog]

favorite person: [gives me attention]

me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nobroom-blog]

tcnacious:

Once she had the crushed herb situated to her liking, Deb lifted it to her lips and licked the edge of the paper, beginning to shape it. She’s focused, but she still chuckles and nods in agreement. “I mean, you’re not wrong.” There was a lot she was curious about within witch culture– if that’s what it was even called. But she figured she had time to ask questions. “You seem like quite the botanist, so I can only assume this is some good shit, too.” Once she had the joint to her liking, she offered it over to the other woman. “Would you like to do the honors, Miss Supreme, your majesty?” She teased, giving a small curtsy where she sat. 

     delia worries her lip between rows of pearls -- watching deb. she’d never done this with another person before. she’d always played it safe, only indulging when the girls were away. which, as of late, wasn’t often enough. watching deb’s fingers shape the paper caused a certain rush of exhilaration flowed through the blonde’s veins ( is this what it felt like to be a teenager again ?? ) ‘ your majesty ?? careful, deb, i might like that. ’ after plucking the joint from deb’s fingers and placing it between her lips, she made a show of snapping her fingers, lighting it immediately. of course, snapping her fingers was entirely unnecessary -- but deb didn’t know that.