sadboi boulevard

my name is alex i love kpop and im very fucking lonely but it's fine go bears

[nocturn-up]

wow everytime i come on here im always so shook haha but i guess life update? dance has rly taken over my life and it has its pros and cons, but I am really surprised at how much logistical experience I’m getting from directing my own team 

i was dating someone for a month and honestly i rly wanted it to work out but he was so unaware of his privilege that we weren’t rly able to have some conversations :( we still friends tho

i’m someone’s sidebae which is fun and all but it’s getting annoying having to be second all the time (their main knows about me they open like that lmao)

thinking of maybe just being friends with sidebae and just being by myself ?? 

anyway i didn’t make too many friends on here way back when, but i hope everyone still following me is on their own journey of growth and doing well :) 

[nocturn-up]

i haven’t been on here in months lmao but wow high school me would be proud of how far i’ve come, maybe not so much academically but holistically yeah i did #that 

still need a bae tho ugh

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

Yeah, you talk like you’re into guys with beards, but just you wait until you’re dating one and he sneezes and gets snot all over in his face hair and he doesn’t notice it because the slime isn’t touching his skin and you can’t tell him about it because he has headphones on and he’s listening to “abstract hip hop” so loudly that it’s giving you whatever the opposite of an orgasm is. 

[joshpeck]

are you okay

[jakegyllenhaalelujah]

Water is wet

[project-radfem-deactivated20160]

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”

A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

[ultimatesenpaikundono]

Reblog the hell out of this

[surprisebitch]

this is so brilliant oh my god

[moved-to-phantaysia]

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

[sherrlockked]

she’s stabbing him in the throat…

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

[jadelyn]

That umbrella tip is about to rip through his mouth into his spinal cord and kill him tbh. Nothing gentle about that.

[ucberkeleyheathers]

“Kurt/Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a misapproving world…”

Alex Scoolis (Kurt Kelly) & Ethan Glasman (Ram Sweeney)

[softnvulnerable]

i really wish i could get a refund for all the love i’ve wasted on people like! repay my emotional labour your bill is in the mail

[ven0moth]

“ma’am can i see your id?”

[cutie-boyboy]

Too real

[buzzfeed]

This Little Girl Went As A “Spirited Away” Character For Halloween And Became A Meme

[display-block]

“She managed to scare her classmates and one cried,” she said. “Her wish came true, so she’s very happy.”

[n0chillvibes]

Me as a child

[maxiimov-deactivated20210317]

Omg @tumblingtubbies 😭😭

[mszashley]

[eldominante]

eldominante 

[ruinedchildhood]

[jumex]

[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

someone make pepsi crytype this

[borbtort]

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

somebody: is mature and apologizes

some gremlin under a bridge: but what if they were crying and gross

[rainbowgazes-archive]

sorry i dont give a fuck when a tone-deaf multi-billion dollar corporation makes an ass of themselves trying to appeal to a disenfranchised generation. dont talk like they’re a singular entity because they’re not. it’s an out of touch company full of people who make more money than you and i ever will in our lifetimes. so yeah, i’m going to make fun of them.

[philsilvers]

pepsi is somebody

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

why do yall hate mentally ill corporations?

[viciere]

some corporations?? use racism? to cope???

[lavendersheetmask]

someone: *is completely toxic and not worthy of my time or attention* my damaged ass: hey 💖💕💗💓💞💘

[nocturn-up]

hope. i don’t really like this concept anymore. because what i hope for usually doesn’t happen. stuff happens for me, good and bad, but they happen, i don’t rly hope for those things. but the things i do hope for, the people i hope for - well they make hate hope. 

if this doesn’t work out, this will be the second time - exact same situation too. you’d think i learn but nah