Anti Depression Blog

The blog that is an anti-depresion blog although it dosen't look like it. I post whatever on here really but I am always open to any kind of ask, anon or not. In your ask specify if you want to keep it private because I'm cool with that.

[cliffnotesofanerd]

PSA: if you smoke marijuana, please tell your anesthesia team.

They’re not going to rat you out. They’re going to adjust your anesthesia dosage so you don’t WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY.

[switchimpulse]

Some anesthesiologists will refuse to put you under if you’ve smoked cannabis within the past 24 hours – and let’s be clear, this is NOT because they’re morally against it – it’s because THC and anesthetic react in unpredictable ways and waking up in the middle of surgery is slightly less of a concern than SLIPPING INTO A COMA OR DYING. 

So there’s that.

[cliffnotesofanerd]

Yes, this too. Should have included this. It just wasn’t on my mind when I made the original post because my mind was full of NOPE NOPE NOPE after, you guessed it, one of my patients woke up in the middle of her surgery because she didn’t tell her anesthesia team she used marijuana.

[youhighyet]

well shit i’ll file this random facts i never knew but will never forget now, so thank you, section! 

[deadlilbird-deactivated20210219]

[buzzfeed]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

i wanna slap that pancake and i have no idea why

[c0ffeekitten]

Pancake = smooth + round = the booty

[hallethequeen]

THIS JUST IN I did not grow up in the late 90s and watched Pokemon obsessively to the point where I faked sick to get out of gymnastics class, I didn’t cut out the collectible Pokemon pogs from Kraft Mac n Cheese boxes, I didn’t dig holes in the yard and tell my friends it was Diglett. My first video game wasn’t Pokemon Yellow on a teal Gameboy Color, and I definitely did not go to the Pokemon Movie 2000 premiere with my friends AND I DEFINITELY DIDN’T CRY WHEN I RUINED ALL MY POKEMON CARDS WITH A VERY RIPE BANANA AT SUMMER CAMP.

I’m just a pretty girl in a Pokemon hat trying very hard for fucking nerds on Instragram to circle jerk about how cute I am.

You fucking Deathnote-tshirt-wearing, Ramune-guzzling, angry-hate-masturbating dweeb. I don’t need your petty comments on my video. Shove some pocky down your urethra and listen to this.

Pokemon isn’t for boys. POKEMON ISNT FOR BOYS. IM RUBBING MY VERY DELICATE SPARKLY MANICURED HANDS ALLLL OVER YOUR POKEMONS HOW DOES IT FEEL DO YOU NEED A SUPER POTION OR MAYBE A LEMONADE FROM THE VENDING MACHINE OR PERHAPS JUST A RAWST BERRY FOR YOUR BURN

[lokislacefront]

I don’t even like Pokemon, but I’m reblogging anyway because this dude got owned so hard and this deserves all the notes.

[weclapweareloud]

^same

[marsupialkat]

im crying

[myths-teria]

HISTORY SIDE OF TUMBLR

Please prove your excistence and teach me about history, I would thank you with my life.

[oldshrewsburyian]

You asked for fun facts in the tags, so here I am to prove my existence.

When Henry the Young King (son of Henry II of England) first held court in Normandy, in the 12th century, some of his courtiers named William snagged a room in which only Williams were allowed to eat.

WWI-era parachute technology was refined by Käthchen Paulus, a working-class woman who started life as a seamstress (more info here.)

Schiller (as in, the radical Romantic playwright; seriously, read his stuff, it’s so great) escaped mandatory military college, allegedly by jumping out a window. 

Beethoven once poked fun at the cult of sentimentality by composing an art song entitled “Elegy for a poodle.”

Adam Smith, of Wealth of Nations fame, defended smuggling (The smuggler, he asserted, “would have been in every respect an excellent citizen had not the laws of his country made that a crime which nature never meant to be so.”)

Contrary to the claims of every bad medieval/pseudo-medieval movie ever, women practiced medicine in medieval Europe all the time without getting accused of witchcraft. Pay me money to be a consultant, er, get it together, producers!

In the early years of the USSR, there were propaganda trains. Literally trains filled with troupes of actors to perform theatre, etc. TRAINS OF PROPAGANDA. I’m sorry, I can’t get over this.

Shelley once wrote a super-angry political poem (The Masque of Anarchy) that was banned for 30 years. (The Romantics were all giant dorks and I love them, okay?)

Berlin was the first city to have electric streetlights

One of those responsible for shooting the Romanian dictator Ceausescu recorded the celebrations as follows: “We took out our hidden alcohol, a very bad brandy, and drank.”

Christine de Pizan argued for equal opportunity education for men and women in early 15th-century France

I COULD GO ON.

[take-me-to-your-lieder-deactiva]

- During the French hot air balloon craze of the late 18th century, professor Jacques Charles flew the first hydrogen balloon, which was attacked by frightened peasants when it landed.

- Some Victorian showers were so highly pressurised that their makers recommended wearing head protection while washing.

- The Brontës thought up a highly developed imaginary world when they were children, and wrote stories for it.

- They did NOT burn witches at Salem. They hanged them.

- During the (late) Renaissance, people believed that the shape of someone’s genitals had to do with their body temperature, and there was a story about a girl who got hot from exercising and while she was jumping over a fence her penis flopped out.

- At the 1914 premiere of Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring, the crowd were so bothered by it’s avant garde sound that they had a riot and Stravinsky had to flee the theatre through a window.

- The brothers Grimm probably collected fairy tales to study Low German grammar more than anything else, because they were philologists.

- It was the Puritans who first permitted English women to be actors because they were squidged out by the homosexuality of the theatre.

- Immanuel Kant couldn’t sleep unless he was wrapped up in a blanket burrito.

[adventures-of-a-strange-mind]

Reblog this if you're cool with your followers starting conversations with you

[cracked]

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

[xxxkyrareaperxxx-deactivated201]

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

[weird-biscuits]

Reblog to save a life

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

I think it’s always worth taking a martial arts class. I know I learned that the gut reaction to use brute force is not really the most effective way to get free of a hold. Oddly enough, it’s usually seemingly passive moves that allow you to get distance from an attacker. Which is key whether you intent to run or fight.

[pokerset-deactivated20241123]

I literally forgot to upload the best hs doodle I did

[thechaomaster]

this is everyone after the upd8

[nodeathtoday]

Homestuck. From the start to the end.

It has been a hell of a bumpy ride and a lot of people still aren’t satisfied with the ending. However I wanted to take some time to compare things in the comic.

Now this is a familiar sight. The beginning. We all remember it. Now for it’s polar opposite.

The End. Between the two was around 10000 pages of nonsense, amazement and crying. In the end, I’m just glad I was here.

[nodeathtoday]

Homestuck

I should probably say some shit right now but I got nothing. I can’t believe it’s all over tomorrow.

[cxmillanohr-blog]

[specialize-deactivated20240114]

Do you know any good shops where I can buy cool clothes for 10$ and not pay alot for shipping?

Yes, this shop! They have so many cool clothes for like 10-15$ and what’s the most important is NO SHIPPING FEE! Also, they have alot of cute and cheap shirts( link )!

[come-home]

This store is literally the best one out there!!!! If I’m shopping online I always go here!

[norms]

I love this store so much  ♥   ♥   ♥

[blankurlblog]

IVE MET A SEX OFFENDER ON THE APP TINDER AND IM WARNING EVERYONE IN AND AROUND AUSTIN TEXAS OF THIS MAN. I CONTACTED TINDER AND THEY REFUSE TO TAKE ANY FURTHER ACTION. PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN STAY SAFE FROM THIS MAN. HES TERRIBLE.

[blankurlblog]

Liking this iSNT HELPING. REBLOG IT. A SIMPLE LIKE IS NOT LETTING OTHER WOMEN SEE THIS.

[bigbadmccree-deactivated2024050]

[staraptor]

ppl who randomly message u on the tumblr are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

[staraptor]

i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post