[courtesyname]

Oh Xie’er we’re really in it now…

[ilyapasta]

How many pushups did Ilya do before Shane arrived for the tuna melt sequence? What cologne did he drench himself in? Do you think he lotioned himself up that morning but left adequate time so he wasn’t sticky? Did he keep opening the fridge just to look at the food he’d prepped, making sure it was all still there ready to go? Did he jerk off so that Shane could ride it as long as he wanted? Did he go to morning practice all on edge but also strangely friendly in a way that drew his teammates’ attention? How many strands of hair did he finger curl to fall just right? How many times did he tell himself this was just his normal hook-up routine? He likes to look good, smell good, put the moves on the people he hooks up with. Why should Hollander be different? Why SHOULDN’T he spend the day with him, enjoy him? Of course Hollander is one of his favorites. Of course they have things they can talk about, and why shouldn’t they hang out after fucking and get another round in because the sex is that good? One of the best holes Ilya’s ever had. The most beautiful face and eyes and freckles—Why is that such a big deal? Ilya deserves this actually. He’s a good person and he deserves it.

[goldturnedgray]

thinking about all the new stretch marks. guys have you thought about all the new stretch marks they're gonna have. sooooo bulked sooo quickly sooooo many stretch marks

[junk-thunder]

she goes to the o-zone when i layer

[cumslutshane]

ilya seeking out comfort in shane<3

[lucylehane]

[russianblush]

all scenes of shane hollander with his headphones in but he's just blasting Slayyyter

[paper-wounds]

[wickedthing]

one must imagine sisyphus happy 🍊

[connorstorriegifs]

Connor Storrie + his septum ring for @hotelstares

+1 a hint of the ring in Heated Rivalry

[real-language-facts]

well what if i don't want to stress syllables, this world is stressful enough as it is for a small and innocent syllable

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[finelythreadedsky]

#sooo would it be better for the phone to be fully charged or does it also have to be dead @h0wlcastle

hm by analogy to the ritual cancellation or 'killing' of items like swords, mirrors, or other metal objects in bronze/iron age burials by bending/folding/breaking them or (among the etruscans at least) inscribing them with "for the tomb," i do think the phone should also be dead. ideally also the screen should be very shattered so as to render it unfit for use by the living.

[artmagine]

The beautiful art of Thomas Blackshear II

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[twinkprison]

we must get through it Thursday

[twinkprison]

? that’s not the picture i pasted but ok

[whitepeopletwitter]

He said no way 🥹

[godlessondheimite]