The Goldblog

Enthusiast. Dolphin stans beware.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bekgoldblog]

New work uniform

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[skopostheorie]

I like when this is about a stop you are currently at and are observing with your own two eyeballs. Was it the ghost tram. The invisible tram

[skopostheorie]

Okay so it turns out I was at the wrong stop

[fruitblush]

The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out

"The Tiger" by Nael, Age 6

Prints

[mykelneedssleep]

One of my coworkers told me there’s a little girl in Dungeon Crawler Carl who has two Rottweilers in the dungeon with her so naturally I (the owner of two Rottweilers) started reading it exclusively because of that. I am about to start book 3 and I had to inform said coworker that if anything happens to these dogs I’m genuinely going to beat him up. Stay tuned to find out if I fight my coworker in a parking lot!

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

[hannah-the-lion-deactivated2023]

my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.

i said maybe

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[beesmygod]

theres a guy who got permabanned from the elden ring subreddit for self promotion for posting too many videos of him no-hit parrying various enemies and bosses but after every successful parry he turns and looks at the camera. and bc hes always wearing the albinauric mask its like:

⚔️ BWOOM

👽

⚔️ BWOOM

thank you downtown_drink1594. i thought it was funny

e: this post has been edited to include their socials literally everywhere but reddit:

youtube

tiktok

instagram

[shittyidea]

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[cosmicanger]

[condortoroost]

welcome to the leon s kennedy eras tour 🥲 needed to draw his evolution throughout the games for scientific research purposes (to hurt myself)

[nihilisticlinguistics]

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

[the-haiku-bot]

The Rodeo Rule:

you only have to do it

for the first time once.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[charl0ttan]

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

[yoshspace]

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

[spidersarecannibals]

I feel like in duos there’s usually the reasonable one and the insane one but with Carl and donut you look at them and think the cat is the insane one only to find out not only are both or them insane but Donut is the more reasonable one

[diviedrawn]

Something about how fast the night changes or whatevs

[fallout-lou-begas]

something that i find interesting about independent animation nowadays is that if you don't have studio/streamer backing, you have to release your work yourself on the internet, but you have to do it for free on the internet because virtually nobody is going to be willing to accept a paywall just for one original show, so what you have to do in order to make any money off of it is make all of your money from merchandising, but then this means that you show must be merchandisable and have very toyetic character designs that translate easily to plushies and whatnot, but then you also need to cater your show to people who are disproportionately inclined to buy merchandise like that in the first place so that your sales can be enough to sustain you, which means that even if you want to communicate complex or difficult ideas in your work, your independent animation project must attract (at least on a first impression) and retain viewers who are both very consumerist and very capable of rabid passion, which unfortunately has a single-circle shaped venn diagram with a lot of the most toxic fandom tendencies known to man, and this explains a lot of things about independent animation and its fandoms nowadays I think

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I have a horrible confession to make

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I don't know which one is Dan and which one is Phil 😔

[a-kind-of-merry-war]