in the throes of bloggy-doggy

[ M / 20s / US ] Hey I'm Nick, I love contemporary legends and those old medieval manuscripts where everyone's got the same pouty face

[nogoodnikolai]

about me storygraph anilist

[pokkin]

Computer simulation of a world where eye floaters are replaced by bart

[huffylemon]

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[vimbry-moved]

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[energyprison]

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

[thestuffedalligator]

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

[orteil42]

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

a young witch trying to solve a gristly murder in the Italian alps during the Years of Lead

[cheddar-baby]

I was born a baby to keep me humble i think

[sukimas]

if you’re reading this post you have to reblog and give me one nonbinary headcanon you have for a canonically male or female character. preferably not aligned with a binary gender but i’m not gonna be picky in this economy

[uququ]

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

[wikicamp2]

[animentality]

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot