netflix and choke me am I right

ren |•| he/they |•| I disappeared from tumblr for months, I have now downloaded it once more, you're welcome

[noheteroonthisserver]

hi I haven't been on tumblr in months did I miss anything

[greelin]

beasts covered in mud.. Well yes

[greelin]

my elite task force

[a-startup-of-ferrets]

Trying to take pictures of Tchaikovsky in a tube while Beethoven interferes

At last!

[gamingracoon-deactivated2026071]

[absolute-artlad]

Huzzah!

[juniepops]

if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart

[cottoncandylesbo]

bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)

[t4timekeeper]

my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me

[yossyislandd]

hi baby cat here. we hvae to cut you in to ten million pieces with my claws forever

[t4timekeeper]

are yhou sure about this doctor

[felitomkinson]

my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion

[moderndaymystic]

The purest form of love is consideration. When someone thinks about how things would make you feel. Pays attention to detail. Holds you in regard when making decisions that could affect you. In any bond, how much they care about you can be found in how much they consider you

[meru90]

gege is looking over quick act cool ><;;

[cainternn]

kenposting

[ikimaru]

nice try, loser

(based on this clip lool)

[evilwizard]

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[t-counter]

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

[evilwizard]

YOU EXIST???

[t-counter]

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

[cerayanay]

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1993-1997 Mazda 626

[kosmogrl]

[princessterf]

[spinninwiththestars]

well, I literally just have brushed my teeth, so… HEARTSTOPPER S01E04/S02E04

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

it might have been a dream, but feathered dinosaurs being linked to an ideology isn't that uncommon. Them being viewed as "leftist", "woke" or "gay" has occured several times.

I collect these examples.

[tadaxii-i]

reblog if you like dinosaurs, are gay, or just really like feathers