penguist

Multi-Fandom & Multi-Ship || BNHA || JJK || BSD || DC || she/her || 21 || ♡ @funijoke ♡ || formerly spooky_ghost_giraffe

[penguist]

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Hi :) I'm penguist (formerly spooky_ghost_giraffe), and this is a place for my multi-fandom ramblings!

Mutuals, feel free to message me about fandom stuff!

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[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[cerastes]

Hey, I’m a random internet person you’ve never talked to before. Just making sure your fetish is morally aligned with my principles and what I consider virtuous.

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[marzipanandminutiae]

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[charlottan]

lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad

[pangur-and-grim]

things I’ve noticed in the UK:

- when you’re jay walking, cars will actively accelerate bc the drivers want to kill you for breaking the rules

- servers in restaurants act very scared and apologetic, so maybe people aren’t nice to them here??? or I could be terrifying

- it’s really cute when little kids have British accents, but I’m unmoved by adults with accents

- extremely good gluten free options. this country is like 20 years ahead of Canada in that regard

- people will give random insignificant buildings names with little plaques. and then that’s the name that shows up on the map. like even a smaller than average family home, you can name it like it’s a dog

- lots of brick and stone buildings. looks cute and charming until you enter one and there’s no air conditioning

- people are still wearing jaguar print. I like this. don’t let it die

[pangur-and-grim]

ohhh okay! amendment: cars will actively try to kill you for being small and made of flesh, instead of cool and metal like them

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

[sabertoothwalrus]

guy who definitely doesn't blame himself for anything or has self-destructive tendencies

[pangur-and-grim]

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

[pangur-and-grim]

why aren't we doing this?

[pangur-and-grim]

you 🫵 you can join the breeding project.

[i-am-a-fish]

I think if we all start posting nipples at once they won't be able to stop all of us. and by they I don't just mean tumblr staff I'm referring to the entire world. I think the nipple is a very destigmatizable body part and I expect/demand it to be a normal thing within my lifetime. the fear of nipples is so weird and archaic, it's a body part dude

[maja-paja]

[homunculus-argument]

I am sooo tempted to get Warhammer books as french translations, read them as my way to start re-learning french with a translator at one hand and a dictionary at the other, and develop zero grasp between what vocabulary is regular french and what is Warhammer, and if I ever encounter a native speaker I give them psychic damage.

[thelordanubis]

“Tourist talks in passable French but sounds like a Space Marine” would probably be a new one for Parisians

[homunculus-argument]

Would it be better or worse than orks? Or better yet, necrons?

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s a lot wrong with the US but watching the big evil terf lady weaponize UK libel laws so much makes me glad that it’s nearly impossible to sue someone for libel here

[cup-of-milktea]

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

[dogpuppy]