Jib and kitties

John||♉||23||ENTJ||8w9 Copious amounts of cats, memes, and wholesome content.

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time

[gabbigabriella]

This is one of those legendary posts that’s been around since I first made a Tumblr. When I didn’t have access to my Tumblr for a few years I would sometimes reference this post. Iconic lol

[literallyaflame]

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

[cranewived]

[pheebheaux]

It’s garnering more and more urgency because the cat’s importance is growing (the cat is going to be the ring bearer, oh no!)

[j-uwu-ish]

The First Lady asks her fiancé if they should get a fancy collar with the cats name for the wedding and her fiancé throws her arms around her and says “great, would you go do that tomorrow?”

[brunhiddensmusings]

the longer i think about it the more that sounds like a valid conflict to base an entire movie around and the fewer problems i could think of that cant have a solid writing solution available

[aneternalfangirl]

“Just wanted to confirm the spelling before I gave the order, hun. This shit is costly and I only got one form.”

“Oh, just the normal spelling, no crazy vowels or anything.”

[sanscarte]

This is so good. Plus it’s not like you can try out likely names and see if the cat responds, like a dog might. It’s a cat. It’s just gonna sit and squint unblinkingly at you regardless, no matter how many names you try.

[prismatic-bell]

Plot twist:

It’s not a stupid nickname.

The cat really is “miss kitty.”

[butch-of-the-blades]

Y E S

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

no no no. the cat doesn’t have a name, the cat owner never decided on one so she just goes with various silly nicknames. but since her fiancée acts like she is aware of the cat’s name, the cat owner assumes the fiancée mistook one of the nicknames for the actual name. but she doesn’t know which! so the cat owner doesn’t know what the supposed cat name is either, and relies on the fiancée revealing it at some point, but it never comes and she’s getting agitated too because she doesn’t want to admit she never named her cat

[party-gilmore]

Hey hey hey in a similar vein to ^^^

What if

Neither if then know the name

Because it’s neither of their cat.

The cat decided to move in about the same time one of the girls did. Both think it’s the other one’s cat. Both are committing these increasingly elaborate shenanigans to figure out the name from the other.

[apotheophany]

I made a clean template of this meme if anyone is interested

[casual-space-plant]

I didn’t even register this as a template, I thought it was just a existential meme

[marvelsmostwanted]

I can’t see media coverage of billionaires launching themselves into space just for funsies without thinking about how horrible, how just... pure evil, you would have to be to think that you, personally, deserve to do whatever the fuck you want and have useless ultrabillionaire hobbies, no matter how stupid and wasteful, while people literally suffer and die from an ongoing pandemic and can’t afford healthcare, while children go hungry, while homelessness is on the rise and climate change is actively causing raging wildfires and floods and storms that are destroying people’s homes... If you can look at all of that and then look at your literal cartoonish pile of gold and think “I’m going to take myself to space”??? Fuck you

[thoodleoo]

a premium tumblr service you say? what a fantastic way to support my favorite bloggers! unfortunately the only currency i have is copper ingots, but i assure you they are of the FINEST quality, as you can see from all of my stellar reviews

[paramorefold]

HAYLEY WILLIAMS OF PARAMORE © Lindsey Byrnes | Good Dye Young 2019

[amygdalae]

rb to attack and bite and hurt and kill the person u rbed from

[amygdalae]

war is hell

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

[iguanamouth]

I thought it would delight you to know that ants do have a sort of funeral mound for their dead

yes there is a name for this! necrophoresis is a process with social insects where the bodies are taken to a specific location on the outside of ( or within ) the nest - ants tend to keep them all in the same place, and the way an ant is signaled to be "dead" by its other members is through the release of a chemical called oliec acid

theres even been a few experiments where live ants were coated in the same chemical and other ants treated the live ants....exactly as though they were dead and tried dragging them into the pile

[iguanamouth]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bobacupcake]

Omg omg can u make the snom soft bodies?? I wanna see em plop n jiggle

here they come! here they come!

[bobacupcake]

someone asked for more

[bobacupcake]

someone asked for more

[bobacupcake]

[buttercupmelodies-deactivated20]

Snom

[liberal-memes]

[flanneldragon]

who enchanted this tweet

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

reblog to cast

[ohcorny]

happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

[jayray01]

happy pride fuck the police

[salemruinseverything]

happy pride fuck the police

[no-gender-only-soup]

happy pride fuck the police

[fight-me-for-an-appl3]

happy pride fuck the police

[fandomphantomfreak]

happy pride fuck the police

[the-real-sonata]

happy pride fuck the police

[artarcade-deactivated20220808]

happy pride fuck the police

[get-momoed]

happy pride fuck the police

[infinitevoidofnoodles]

happy pride fuck the police

[thetransmascbadass]

happy pride fuck the police

[internet-schvitzinq]

happy pride fuck the police

[the-enby-doughnut]

happy pride fuck the police

[queerblackcloud-deactivated2022]

happy pride fuck the police

[antimonarchy]

happy pride fuck the police

[staticsomething-deactivated2025]

happy pride fuck the police

[countmeout-in]

happy pride fuck the police

[theolddivorcedzukka]

happy pride fuck the police

[the-bi-sokka-club]

happy pride fuck the police

[dreamsequencer]

happy pride fuck the police

[nohomo-sapien]

happy pride fuck the police

[orriculum]

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

[gentlechaosgoblin]

It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”

[pucket]

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Portable hobbit hole from the future

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

EARTH POD

[aberrantemotion]

ITS THE EARTH POD WE GOT THE FULL SET

[official-lucifers-child]

FUCKING HELL

[mrhungry]

WE UNLOCKED THE WHOLE GODDAMN SET

[letsjustdieeveryone]

long ago, the four pods lived together in harmony . . .

[asimovsideburns]

six more days…

[cornbread-but-cringey]

four more days....

[charlesoberonn]

two more days

[deitycyla]

They said-

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[byjove]

what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it

[byjove]

if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Me, on the porch: chillin

Woods: WoooooooooEEEEEEEEEEEG

Me:

[cypress-mom-deactivated20230220]

Best case scenario, it’s a fox. Worst case scenario, you’re next.

[wingleader]

Don’t forget about the blue herons (if you’re near water).

[maximumsunshine]

Replace forest with acres upon acres of corn fields and the advice will holds, I’ve learned.

[harmed]

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