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for every 2 minutes of brain usage i need 20 minutes of distraction and possibly a nap
my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences
howl’s moving castle is fucking hilarious like this complete stranger shows up at his house and goes “bitch you really live like this? this is the nastiest house i’ve ever seen, i’m gonna be your cleaning lady from now on because you clearly need one” and howl’s just like “sounds fair, do you want some breakfast?” no questions asked
if someone showed up at my house and told me they're my new cleaning lady, I'd not only make them breakfast, I'd cry tears of joy
Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.
It was
they had this amazing filter, called ‘I’m the one paying you’
the other filter was “lead and arsenic-based makeup”
Haters will see you and be like. Dinkleberg -_-
I lost it at this:
tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin
'conservative voices are being silenced' not well enough if i can still fucking hear yall
*sitting alone on my bed* *thinks “hm. i can’t keep living like this.”* *keeps living like this*
slimes when they get attacked: oh i have to become 2 of me. ohh i have to become 4 ov me. ohhhh i have to become 8 of me
Realizing that you are a higher functioning adult when you are not around your parents is such an eldest daughter mood
armed seditionists in the capitol one day before losing their jobs
Older sisters have both a god and victim complex
my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day
I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive